Hey Kobe, you ever ate an Empanada?

Everyone of these commercials just cracks me up. Whoever made these ads is my favorite. Would this work as a tv show? I'd know I'd watch.

Sir Charles

Sir Charles is known for having the worst golf shot in teh world, it's just pitiful. Unfortunately for this guy I'm sure it still hurts if you catch one of his balls with your neck.

Turn Your Swag On

The Road, this looks awesome

@ Yahoo! Video

Alice in Wonderland, remix

Taken-AVAILABLE NOW

TAKEN is available now and if you haven't seen it get on it.  Great action movie, probably the best I've seen in a long time.  I really hope they make a sequel.

Nike Hypermax

When these guys drop June 1st they'll probably replace the Hyperdunk as the greatest hoop shoe available.  They feature all the lightweight technology of the hyperdunk but then have airmax for added cushioning along the sole of the shoe.  Very excited for these to drop, the version above is a Tennis Ball special edition complete with felt.

Marquette-Pride Homeroom-Dance Ticket

So my brother's going to a marquette dance and him and his buddy are, I guess you could call it pregaming before they go? I come around the corner and his buddy's sitting here crushing a redbull.

Me: Dude you can't wear shorts to a dance.
Trevor: Are you kidding me? Do you know how h0t it gets in there? I'm gonna be sweaty front and back!
Me: Grinding?
Trevor: Hell Yeah! Look at this ticket:

Printed on the ticket: We are concerned about the type of dancing that has taken place at some school dances. Our specific concern is in regard to a style of dacing that involves close physical contact of a sexual nature. We ask for and expect student and parental support on this issue. If a student is found in violation of this expectation, s/he is expected to cooperate fully with chaperones. S/he shoudl understand that should a vilolation occur, parents may be called and s/he may be asked to leave the dance.

Side note: Josh Asks: "When did Redbull come out?"
Trevor: About the same time as Jager.

Rules4Men.com

Wow, found this gem of a website on an old post I hadn't finished.  When I went to it this is what I was greeted with:

If your woman comes out from the kitchen yelling at you, the chain is to long.

I laughed.  This site reminds me of Kazakhstan.

Birdman, Baby!

The birdman is out of his mind. He's so freaking awesome. I was reading a review of the Nuggets the other day and they actually suggested that Birdman may be the second most normal guy on their team, and when you think of the characters they have Nene, Kenyon Martin, Melo and my Boy JR it is kinda true. I'll also always love him because my boy Shovers saw him drinking alone at a club in Vegas while he was serving his two year suspension for drug abuse. What a freakin dude.

Go to youtube and watch some of his block videos. His celebrations at the end are sweet, there's one when he goes all Rico Suave on that hairdo of his. He was 5th in the league in blocks per game and 2nd in blocks per 48. Dude.

Moving To France

Make The Girl Dance "Baby Baby Baby" ( official video )
by placeblancherec

Third one is trashy, but the first two are just smoking hot. I gotta date a model. They're so damned tall and skinny and still have curves. Unfair.

PS22 Chorus-"Viva La Vida"

The PS22 Chorus is a group of 60 NYC 5th graders.  Impressive, especially the pseudo-dance moves and how into it they are.

Wahoo Beef and Broccoli!

Wow, Ron Artest

Ron Artest in an interview after the Lakers/Rockets game where he was ejected had some pretty crazy things to say:

"I remember when I used to play back home in the neighborhood there were always games like that. I remember one time, one of my friends, he was playing basketball and they were winning the game. It was so competitive, they broke off a piece of leg from a table and they threw it and it went right through his heart and he died right on the court. So I'm accustomed playing basketball really rough."

From the New York Times: Player Dies in Stabbing at Basketball Game

A 19-year-old basketball player from Queens was fatally stabbed with a broken-off table leg today after a fight broke out during a basketball tournament, the police said.

The player, Lloyd Newton, was stabbed in the back with a leg from the scorer’s table at the championship game of a Y.M.C.A.-sponsored tournament at the Niagara Falls Boys and Girls Club, the police in Niagara Falls said.

“An argument ensued about the score,” Capt. Louis Curcione said, adding that one of the teams “thought they were getting gypped.”

“A fight broke out between the players and about 40 fans in the stands,” he said. “In the course of the fight, one person was stabbed in the back.”

Mr. Newton was taken to the Niagara Falls Memorial Medical Center, where he was pronounced dead on arrival.

Brian C. Young, 16, of Niagara Falls, has been charged with second-degree murder. He was being held at the Niagara Falls jail pending his arraignment in city court today.

And as for the reason he walked over to Kobe and got ejected:

"I went over there with the intention of telling Kobe, you're hitting the wrong person. Don't you know you're hitting Ron Artest?" 

Post Secret

I had never heard of this, but Post Secret started when a guy asked people to send him their secrets and reveal them to him.  What poured in was thousands of amazing pieces of art, some funny, some very serious, but it's an amazing collection of what lies inside people.

Good Morning, Megan

Check out this amazing video and see for yourself what it's like to wake up with Megan Fox.

I'm not gonna lie, sometimes my favorite part of being with a girl is the morning after. Laying in bed, joking around, even some cuddling, it's a great time.  Sun coming in through the window, awesome, don't want it to end. Some girls even look better the morning after.

I'm a big fan, I feel like it's a whole different level of honesty than anything that happened the night before, and a very underrated and under-appreciated part of a good night. Though at the same time (and at a shot of of masculinity) it can be absolutely horrible and is one of the worst parts. But when it's good I love it.

Funniest Work Email To Date

This came from one of the old guys at work, no subject, no writing, just the picture. Didn't even explain where to purchase this wonder.

The All American Boy (click on images)

If this is real it's one of the coolest thing in the world. Mickey Mantle was an all time dude. The Babe, Mickey, Lou Gehrig, these guys were just studs and now we have A-Rod and his frosted tips, or Zach Hamilton and his problems, are there any players that are this cool? And I like A-Rod, or at least did and the love I used to have makes me feel like I still have too.

Bostrum's Kid

@ Buttstrum: Was there really a day where I had 17 posts in one day? I don't believe that. But if twitter said it, it must be true.

Post #2 from Dan the man

This seems to good to be true. Dan is also responsible for showing me textsfromlastnight.com which is way better than FML. I imagine this is one of Derek's neighbors in Chile, and that makes me laugh.

I love how none of these people even thinking of helping this grandma out or saving her from this embarassment. I don't even like when other dogs hump my dog, i'm sure as fuck not gonna let one mount my grandma. Then again she's seems to be in heaven.

ineedanotherwordforvagina.com

Wow, Dan Sell had two of the greatest post that anyone has ever had on my wall, and they were back to back. Check out www.ineedanotherwordforvagina.com if you ever need another word for vagina, or 300.

My favorite so far is: Bearded Axe Wound

If anyone finds better than that please share.

Nyle-"Let the Beat Build"

Nyle "Let The Beat Build" from Nyle on Vimeo.

Really cool video that was not only shot in one take but the audio was recorded at the same time as the video. That's impressive.

"I don't need no sample, got a girl with a banjo!"

hahaha