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David Dallas-Big Time

"See, I don't know what I want to do or pursue, I just want to make moves with the crew to hit the Big Time"

Remember how amazing The Matrix was?

suck this

genius

"Ohio police believe they have their man. But they fear their suspected bank robber may have eaten some of the evidence - the holdup note demanding cash - all while handcuffed and leaning over the hood of a police cruiser."

This is really bad...

Obsessed with Wayne

He's the craziest guy in the world. This documentary is going to be amazing, the whole syrup thing and everyone hating on him for it and he doesn't care even though he readily admits how bad it is...it's all amazing. He's a character but he's a real person. I hope this movie shows more of a who he is, but I don't even know if that's possible.

My Boy

I'm know that this is now everyone's boy and blah blah blah, but I've been calling this kid for years.

fuck a papa doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody,
fuck y'all if you doubt me,

This kid has been my boy since before you knew who Young Money with a High Top fade at the All American game was...And now he's doing it on the big time, for my home town team, yes, I have a daily boner from how awesome this is. AND THANK GOD THE BUCKS NO LONGER HAVE PURPLE JERSEYS!

Bottom line, jennings is for real, from Compton, and I pray he stays a Buck forever.

The Real Simpsons

So this is evidently in Henderson, NV, BUT what if there was a real life simpsons? Did they do that on the show? I don't think so, I remember a 3d homer in real life but no real life simpsons. Is there anyone that looks like the simpsons? James Gandolfini as Homer? Maybe? Can someone put this together for fun? Even just a short would be awesome...

I would watch the dracula musical

Where people doing this with Bush in office?

Could be good

This reminds me of DG for some reason

Follow DG (DannyGoldin) on twitter, his shit is ridiculous.

Steroid Test

I TOLD YOU

Have Some

Wow

The Carter, wow

And I don't why it's playing at the end of the video but "My Cool" by Adam Tensta is the jam (may have been on the blog before).

Folks be over caffeinated

Parks & Recreation

If you don't watch Parks & Rec you can eat a hobo's dick cheese. These are the funniest lines from the episode, it may ruin this episode but at least there's someteen others that you can enjoy. Plus this episode is funnier than this.

Wait why do we hate the library?
The library is the worst group of people ever assembled in history, they're mean, conniving, rude, and extremely well read, which makes them extremely dangerous.

Of course, that bitch of an ex-wife is working for the library now. The worst person in the world is working at the worst place in the world.

I honestly believe she was programmed by someone in the future to come back and destroy all happiness.

On my death bed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rush to my sides so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time.

Waitaya say mam? Shoeshine? I promise I won't look up your skirt.

Just joining the rat race, chasing the cheese, racing the rats, trying to get the cheese; enough tactical business talk, you look ravishing.

Wow, if i had a park like that when I was growing up I probably wouldn't have gone through such a prolonged mall slut phase.

RON SWANSON HAS A CLAYMORE MINE ON HIS DESK!!! WHERE CAN I GET ONE?

We are oil and water, or oil and tnt and c4 and a detonator and a butane torch. Northing good will come.

When Tiger Woods feels invincible he wears a red shirt and black pants, Ron wears the same thing after he's had sex.

I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to, cuz then there's more room for me in the low road.

We didn't talk. We made love.

It was so intense, I didn't know where my flesh stopped and her's began...it's like doing peyote and sneezing slow for 6 hrs. That woman really knows her way around a penis.

We have discussed a trade.

For what?

More sex.

There are women who stress out and do the wrong thing, and then there are women who are cool.

Is punching aloud on the high road?

Because she's jealous, of me, and the things I get to do to your body, and face.

If I'm not down in 5 minutes, it's only because I'm receiving a pleasure so intense/oh my god

You didn't kill Tammy did you?

I'm afraid she can't be killed.

Can Bosty Make this one?

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fragment design for SOPH. 10th Anniversary Custom Rolex Submariner

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Huff and Puff and blow they Va-JJs down

The white guy is so uncomfortable at some parts.

I want to party with this guy...