Tuesday, November 24, 2009

genius


"Ohio police believe they have their man. But they fear their suspected bank robber may have eaten some of the evidence - the holdup note demanding cash - all while handcuffed and leaning over the hood of a police cruiser."

Monday, November 23, 2009

This is really bad...

Obsessed with Wayne


He's the craziest guy in the world. This documentary is going to be amazing, the whole syrup thing and everyone hating on him for it and he doesn't care even though he readily admits how bad it is...it's all amazing. He's a character but he's a real person. I hope this movie shows more of a who he is, but I don't even know if that's possible.

Friday, November 20, 2009

My Boy



I'm know that this is now everyone's boy and blah blah blah, but I've been calling this kid for years.

fuck a papa doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody,
fuck y'all if you doubt me,

This kid has been my boy since before you knew who Young Money with a High Top fade at the All American game was...And now he's doing it on the big time, for my home town team, yes, I have a daily boner from how awesome this is. AND THANK GOD THE BUCKS NO LONGER HAVE PURPLE JERSEYS!

Bottom line, jennings is for real, from Compton, and I pray he stays a Buck forever.

The Real Simpsons



So this is evidently in Henderson, NV, BUT what if there was a real life simpsons? Did they do that on the show? I don't think so, I remember a 3d homer in real life but no real life simpsons. Is there anyone that looks like the simpsons? James Gandolfini as Homer? Maybe? Can someone put this together for fun? Even just a short would be awesome...

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Could be good

This reminds me of DG for some reason



Follow DG (DannyGoldin) on twitter, his shit is ridiculous.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Sunday, November 8, 2009

The Carter, wow



And I don't why it's playing at the end of the video but "My Cool" by Adam Tensta is the jam (may have been on the blog before).

Folks be over caffeinated

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Parks & Recreation

If you don't watch Parks & Rec you can eat a hobo's dick cheese. These are the funniest lines from the episode, it may ruin this episode but at least there's someteen others that you can enjoy. Plus this episode is funnier than this.

Wait why do we hate the library?
The library is the worst group of people ever assembled in history, they're mean, conniving, rude, and extremely well read, which makes them extremely dangerous.

Of course, that bitch of an ex-wife is working for the library now. The worst person in the world is working at the worst place in the world.

I honestly believe she was programmed by someone in the future to come back and destroy all happiness.

On my death bed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rush to my sides so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time.

Waitaya say mam? Shoeshine? I promise I won't look up your skirt.

Just joining the rat race, chasing the cheese, racing the rats, trying to get the cheese; enough tactical business talk, you look ravishing.

Wow, if i had a park like that when I was growing up I probably wouldn't have gone through such a prolonged mall slut phase.

RON SWANSON HAS A CLAYMORE MINE ON HIS DESK!!! WHERE CAN I GET ONE?

We are oil and water, or oil and tnt and c4 and a detonator and a butane torch. Northing good will come.

When Tiger Woods feels invincible he wears a red shirt and black pants, Ron wears the same thing after he's had sex.

I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to, cuz then there's more room for me in the low road.

We didn't talk. We made love.

It was so intense, I didn't know where my flesh stopped and her's began...it's like doing peyote and sneezing slow for 6 hrs. That woman really knows her way around a penis.

We have discussed a trade.
For what?
More sex.

There are women who stress out and do the wrong thing, and then there are women who are cool.

Is punching aloud on the high road?

Because she's jealous, of me, and the things I get to do to your body, and face.

If I'm not down in 5 minutes, it's only because I'm receiving a pleasure so intense/oh my god

You didn't kill Tammy did you?
I'm afraid she can't be killed.

Can Bosty Make this one?



More here...

Monday, October 19, 2009

Monday, August 24, 2009

New Hoopin Shoes


Gotta get my game right for the league, atleast i know I'll look fly. I also have a secret weapon for this coming season, my team could shock the world...

Bon Iver-Skinny Love


I love the chorus and all these people are just really feeling this...awesome live performance.

Anyone got any new book suggestions? I need stuff to read

Not what I'm looking for, but these look kinda cool:

Absinthe & Flamethrowers: Projects and Ruminations on the Art of Living Dangerously

Cults, Conspiracies, and Secret Societies

This racism is killing me

I work with a guy who looks and acts just like this, it's awesome

Ingenious


Why has no one thought of this before.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Brewers game

Who dropped you off?
My dad.
You mean that guy you used to shower with?

4 perfect circles (now brain drain?)

Monday, August 10, 2009

Best Mugshot I've seen

brain pain

well played

Different Light


Amazing place, but this shines a lot of light on it compared to the normal drunken experiance. Btw, I was offered a tryout here for one night after an epic rager in the Chi when we closed the restaurant chillin with a bunch of the workers. Great ladies and I still regret not going back the next weekend to get behind the counter and let lose on some assholes.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Thursday, July 30, 2009

A Serious Man


Finally saw Burn After Reading last night. I have to say I really liked it. At first I thought it was so weird but I found myself really into it and in some ways had the urge to rewatch it when it ended. I LOVED the CIA. They are so awesome. So I guess now I think it's a good sign to find this trailer today. Nice.

Just too perfect

Shoulda posted this a while ago, pretty hot

Music Painting by JUL & MAT from JUL & MAT on Vimeo.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Laughyourdickoff.com

Aziz Ansari is funny as shit and Raaaaaandy is a hilarious character.  I think I would actually like to see this act.  Get excited for Funny People and check out more of Raaaaaandy at www.laughyourdickoff.com

New Songs I like



Walking on the Moon-Kanye West

"And Uhmm, maybe ice down you, 
And Uhmm, maybe wipe down you 
And Uhmm, maybe we should talk about all this After I pound you"

Lots of Post it Notes

Monday, June 29, 2009

Thursday, June 25, 2009

The Pacific

Follow-up to Band of Brothers, should be very good.

Side story, I was talking with a guy who used to drive a a WI Dells Duck.  I guess we were worried about the enemy getting the ducks and then using them against us so they specifically engineered them to be difficult to learn out to drive with tricks such as an out of order shifter and a hidden starter pedal.  Pretty crazy.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Kelly Clarkson

Supersized Stuffed Animals


Part of an art exhibit at The Hague, I'd love to have one.

How the hell can I make my teammates better by practice?


Damn, this track is hot!

Short from UP

This is really good, I still have to see Wall-E and Up, and Finding Nemo too...

Probably a Rent


But still looks pretty good.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Goota love it

Wasted animals


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So all these animals eat this fermented fruit and just get all fucked up and try to walk.

Shutter Island

Saturday, June 13, 2009

tipping


Check out a collection of other great tip jars here, which is the best?

New TV Show idea


I think this could make a cool ESPN TV show, and it'd be real cheap to produce. Basically just collect a bunch of these videos of dudes doing sick stunts and then play them, nice.

This Ruined My DAy


Share Darth Vader's and my pain.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

SOLD OUT

God damn.  I got on the computer late last night and this shirt must've been posted yesterday and was already sold out by the night.  Bullshit.

Fuck the Wall

"As far as me hitting the wall, so what if I did? I didn't, but so what if I did? What does it mean if you did? It means nothing. Because? Because I'll run straight through it."
-Kobe Bryant

What it's really like at Kobe & Lebron's


"Damn you all got a pool with no chicks? Damn Kobe is you lookin at my dick?"

"You guys ever shower with John Amaeche?"

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

The Hurt Locker


What sold me is the quote "A near perfect movie"

Props to Cicero for showing me this.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Oh, T-Pain


I like it. This is exactly the type of bling I would have if I were a rapper.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

REPOST HOTNESS



Sometimes when I watch kobe he makes me think he's better than Lebron.

Starting to buy lottery tickets

This real estate thing is not working out.

Cold Blooded

I can't find a video but go to nike.com and watch the new most valuable puppets commercial, it's so funny. MAKE A TV SHOW!

Can we watch all the games together? Can we tape the games? Can we call kobe after the games? Can we play videogames before watching the games?
HERE IT IS

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Lil Wayne-Kobe Bryant


Wow, there are some killer lines in here. Listen to this carefully.

Wale-Chillin


Props to Sammy for pluggin Wale years ago (DC love) and DG for hollerin at me about this hit months ago. Anyone see the free show at the union?

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

What a nice Muslim

Star Wars Day


Star Wars Day, May 4th....May the 4th be with you...get it?

What are the chances of that working out so well?


And dude had 3 pumps and was like I'm spent.

Bell X1-The Great Defector


88.9 Radio Milwaukee has been unreal lately. Amazing tunes and it's Hip Hop month or something where they're studying the origins of hip hop up the present. I love it.

Anyway, this is one of my fav songs they're playing.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Conan is pretty awesome


I was a big fan of the first episode of Conan and I'm watching it again. I think the above clip was hilarious and I was laffing out loud in my bed. Conan taking over makes me feel really old because now I actually want to watch the tonight show and feel like NBC has won. I grew up not liking Leno that much but a huge Conan fan and now that I'm old and probably unable to stay up for the late show anyway, they bring me conan at the tonight show hour. Well played.

Awesome


Shirt off may be the only way to truly slap someone.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Hey Kobe, you ever ate an Empanada?


Everyone of these commercials just cracks me up. Whoever made these ads is my favorite. Would this work as a tv show? I'd know I'd watch.