Tuesday, November 24, 2009
genius
"Ohio police believe they have their man. But they fear their suspected bank robber may have eaten some of the evidence - the holdup note demanding cash - all while handcuffed and leaning over the hood of a police cruiser."
Monday, November 23, 2009
Obsessed with Wayne
He's the craziest guy in the world. This documentary is going to be amazing, the whole syrup thing and everyone hating on him for it and he doesn't care even though he readily admits how bad it is...it's all amazing. He's a character but he's a real person. I hope this movie shows more of a who he is, but I don't even know if that's possible.
Friday, November 20, 2009
My Boy
I'm know that this is now everyone's boy and blah blah blah, but I've been calling this kid for years.
fuck a papa doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody,
fuck y'all if you doubt me,
This kid has been my boy since before you knew who Young Money with a High Top fade at the All American game was...And now he's doing it on the big time, for my home town team, yes, I have a daily boner from how awesome this is. AND THANK GOD THE BUCKS NO LONGER HAVE PURPLE JERSEYS!
Bottom line, jennings is for real, from Compton, and I pray he stays a Buck forever.
The Real Simpsons

So this is evidently in Henderson, NV, BUT what if there was a real life simpsons? Did they do that on the show? I don't think so, I remember a 3d homer in real life but no real life simpsons. Is there anyone that looks like the simpsons? James Gandolfini as Homer? Maybe? Can someone put this together for fun? Even just a short would be awesome...
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Monday, November 9, 2009
Sunday, November 8, 2009
The Carter, wow
And I don't why it's playing at the end of the video but "My Cool" by Adam Tensta is the jam (may have been on the blog before).
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Parks & Recreation
If you don't watch Parks & Rec you can eat a hobo's dick cheese. These are the funniest lines from the episode, it may ruin this episode but at least there's someteen others that you can enjoy. Plus this episode is funnier than this.
The library is the worst group of people ever assembled in history, they're mean, conniving, rude, and extremely well read, which makes them extremely dangerous.
Of course, that bitch of an ex-wife is working for the library now. The worst person in the world is working at the worst place in the world.
I honestly believe she was programmed by someone in the future to come back and destroy all happiness.
On my death bed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rush to my sides so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time.
Waitaya say mam? Shoeshine? I promise I won't look up your skirt.
Just joining the rat race, chasing the cheese, racing the rats, trying to get the cheese; enough tactical business talk, you look ravishing.
Wow, if i had a park like that when I was growing up I probably wouldn't have gone through such a prolonged mall slut phase.
RON SWANSON HAS A CLAYMORE MINE ON HIS DESK!!! WHERE CAN I GET ONE?
We are oil and water, or oil and tnt and c4 and a detonator and a butane torch. Northing good will come.
When Tiger Woods feels invincible he wears a red shirt and black pants, Ron wears the same thing after he's had sex.
I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to, cuz then there's more room for me in the low road.
We didn't talk. We made love.
It was so intense, I didn't know where my flesh stopped and her's began...it's like doing peyote and sneezing slow for 6 hrs. That woman really knows her way around a penis.
We have discussed a trade.
For what?
More sex.
There are women who stress out and do the wrong thing, and then there are women who are cool.
Is punching aloud on the high road?
Because she's jealous, of me, and the things I get to do to your body, and face.
If I'm not down in 5 minutes, it's only because I'm receiving a pleasure so intense/oh my god
You didn't kill Tammy did you?
I'm afraid she can't be killed.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Friday, October 9, 2009
Friday, October 2, 2009
Monday, September 14, 2009
MTV needs to step up the security
This is a sick performance from the vmas, but what the hell is Lil Mama doing on the stage? And who the hell is Lil Mama?
Monday, August 24, 2009
New Hoopin Shoes
Bon Iver-Skinny Love
I love the chorus and all these people are just really feeling this...awesome live performance.
Anyone got any new book suggestions? I need stuff to read
Not what I'm looking for, but these look kinda cool:

Absinthe & Flamethrowers: Projects and Ruminations on the Art of Living Dangerously

Cults, Conspiracies, and Secret Societies
Absinthe & Flamethrowers: Projects and Ruminations on the Art of Living Dangerously
Cults, Conspiracies, and Secret Societies
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Monday, August 10, 2009
Different Light
Amazing place, but this shines a lot of light on it compared to the normal drunken experiance. Btw, I was offered a tryout here for one night after an epic rager in the Chi when we closed the restaurant chillin with a bunch of the workers. Great ladies and I still regret not going back the next weekend to get behind the counter and let lose on some assholes.
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
A Serious Man
Finally saw Burn After Reading last night. I have to say I really liked it. At first I thought it was so weird but I found myself really into it and in some ways had the urge to rewatch it when it ended. I LOVED the CIA. They are so awesome. So I guess now I think it's a good sign to find this trailer today. Nice.
Monday, July 27, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Laughyourdickoff.com
Aziz Ansari is funny as shit and Raaaaaandy is a hilarious character. I think I would actually like to see this act. Get excited for Funny People and check out more of Raaaaaandy at www.laughyourdickoff.com
New Songs I like
"And Uhmm, maybe ice down you,
And Uhmm, maybe wipe down you And Uhmm, maybe we should talk about all this After I pound you"
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
The Pacific
Follow-up to Band of Brothers, should be very good.
Side story, I was talking with a guy who used to drive a a WI Dells Duck. I guess we were worried about the enemy getting the ducks and then using them against us so they specifically engineered them to be difficult to learn out to drive with tricks such as an out of order shifter and a hidden starter pedal. Pretty crazy.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Wasted animals
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So all these animals eat this fermented fruit and just get all fucked up and try to walk.
Saturday, June 13, 2009
New TV Show idea
I think this could make a cool ESPN TV show, and it'd be real cheap to produce. Basically just collect a bunch of these videos of dudes doing sick stunts and then play them, nice.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
SOLD OUT
Fuck the Wall
"As far as me hitting the wall, so what if I did? I didn't, but so what if I did? What does it mean if you did? It means nothing. Because? Because I'll run straight through it."
-Kobe Bryant
What it's really like at Kobe & Lebron's
"Damn you all got a pool with no chicks? Damn Kobe is you lookin at my dick?"
"You guys ever shower with John Amaeche?"
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
The Hurt Locker
What sold me is the quote "A near perfect movie"
Props to Cicero for showing me this.
Monday, June 8, 2009
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Cold Blooded
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Wale-Chillin
Props to Sammy for pluggin Wale years ago (DC love) and DG for hollerin at me about this hit months ago. Anyone see the free show at the union?
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Bell X1-The Great Defector
88.9 Radio Milwaukee has been unreal lately. Amazing tunes and it's Hip Hop month or something where they're studying the origins of hip hop up the present. I love it.
Anyway, this is one of my fav songs they're playing.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Conan is pretty awesome
I was a big fan of the first episode of Conan and I'm watching it again. I think the above clip was hilarious and I was laffing out loud in my bed. Conan taking over makes me feel really old because now I actually want to watch the tonight show and feel like NBC has won. I grew up not liking Leno that much but a huge Conan fan and now that I'm old and probably unable to stay up for the late show anyway, they bring me conan at the tonight show hour. Well played.
Monday, June 1, 2009
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Hey Kobe, you ever ate an Empanada?
Everyone of these commercials just cracks me up. Whoever made these ads is my favorite. Would this work as a tv show? I'd know I'd watch.
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