The King

That's the GOAT right there just killing it. 60 Minutes interview with him tomorrow night.

Prank Calls

These guys are awesome, sitting around watching CSPAN and prank calling is the shit.  Look at the way the second guys eyes get big while listening to the caller.  I think I hate CSPAN so seeing these guys stick it to them is pretty awesome.  It's especially ridiculous how flustered the hosts get after the prank callers.

In other news this may be the worst editing I've ever seen.

I Sure Would Like To...

If you haven't seen Talk to Me starring Don Cheadle get on that and check it out. It's a great flick with a great over all message and a ton of funny stuff. That being said it appears that it didn't even do Petey justice. The way he juggles shock jock, comedy and social commentary is amazing. And damn, Howard used to clown even more, this is crazy that he shows up on tv in black face and says the n word. Wow have times changed.

Indexed

Indexed is an awesome site where some funny person makes these awesome little graphs and venn diagrams and stuff about awkward situations.  It's cool, check it out.

Double Nut Shot

Rarely executed, incredibly painful.

Flying Fuck Helicopter

They Flying Fuck Helicopter, is there anyway I could fly this around the office?

Bouncy Ball Fun

It's amazing how much cooler the second swing is than the first.  Here's a link to a whole bunch more bouncy ball knockout videos.

Cool Gif

Urban Dictionary

1. minute 
A very long time.
"yo I haven't seen you in a minute!"

2. minute
used when talking about a period of time much longer than an actual minute. sometimes also called "an ill minute" or "a hot minute".
"Yo i haven't seen you in a minute"
"Man, I been waitin here for an ill minute"

I've noticed this word used recently to describe periods that range from a few days, weeks and even years.  It appears there is no definite definition.  It pretty much means just a long time, but it's all relative to what you're talking about.  For instance when my friend said "he's been working there for a minute" I could tell he meant a few years and when a guy yesterday at bball said "Man your thumbs been sprained for a minute" he meant a few weeks.  I think.  So use context clues and try to guess.  

I would advise you never ask how long a minute is, although I have been tempted and may do so next time I'm at the gym just to make the guys I hoop with laugh.  

This nearly crashed my brain and computer

If it's not cool to you, you may just have a left brain, or something (no idea).

Spike Jonze directed "Where the Wild Things Are"

Set for an October release, more pics here.

On the shoe note...

I'm pretty sure the New Balance MT580 Black/Grey/Purple is gonna be my next purchase (besides a new pair of Hyperdunks because I broke mine, but I guess hooping 3.5 days a week for a 6 months will wear some stuff out). I'm no longer rocking SBs, little played out and a little to childish when I'm trying to act like I have a real job and everything. Also, have you seen the new p-rods, gross.

These are what I'm rocking now and I am very pleased with the find:

Air Yeezy's

The Kanye West designed Nike Air Yeezy has been one of the most hyped shoes of the past year.  There's never been a precise release date but now they've been popping up in so many places that it's gotta be getting close.  I even saw a guy wearing them a few weeks ago, I'm pretty sure they were fake and after talking with him about them it only reassured me.  I'm real excited for these to drop, but hope they're not crazy expensive because they're not really an everyday shoe although their size, flair and the fact that I can get some that glow is HOT!

White people love this shit

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Kids

Shawn Marion: wears celtics jersey, ruins Danny Grainger

The Greatest Drunk on Earth

Read all about the greatest drink of all time.

Domestic Bliss

I still find it crazy and amazing that the two sexiest movie stars in the world have wound up together, it's almost too perfect the way that worked out. Have they had kids of their own yet? I'm pretty sure they have, I wanna see how that rediculous little experiment turns out, anything short of the most beautiful (hopefully) girl in the world will be deemed a total failure in my eyes. Check out more of these pics of the two of them in staged domestic life at W Magazine.

Vegas Baby!

This could be good, and I got a cramp at 48 seconds from laughing so hard. I like funny movies.

I like sex and I'm good at it

John Mayer's trying his hand at Hip Hop, Kanye and him  have already collaborated on Bittersweet.  I can't decide if this shows how talented John Mayer is or how easy it is to be a rap producer, but either way I'm digging this.