Friday, December 25, 2009
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Monday, December 21, 2009
The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret
Big fan of his clip, you're supposed to be able to watch the show here but I can't get it to work. I hope this makes it to a real show and to the us...
Oh snaps! Rap BATTLE!
"Santa lookin shook, kobe lookin shook, lebron lookin shook I'll throw your ball on the roof"
"Ya'll got issues and I'm not a subscriber, you're the reindeer I'm the driver"
"Ya'll dudes is minor, Kris Kringle is major, it's a good thing it's christmas you gonna need a savior"
"I'll be flying around the hood cruising fast, my sleigh can move in snow, you eatin grass"
And again
Black DLC Rolex Watches, if you don't want to get me the Aston Martin. I'll take the Black Rolex Submariner DLC.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Merry Xmas
"A drunk four year old is accused of stealing christmas presents from his neighbors and there's a lot more to this bizarre story"
INCLUDING CROSSDRESSING!
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Friday, December 11, 2009
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Monday, December 7, 2009
Sunday, December 6, 2009
The new show Jersey Shore on MTV Thursday Nights is possibly the craziest thing I've ever seen. It's amazing.
This clip was ran at the end of the show for the upcoming episodes. I'm pretty sure that's one of the guys from the show but I've only seen a little bit of the first episode and tehy all look the same to me. What a bunch. She may have whiplash.
Mic'd NFL Players
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Favre is the man! Here's another of Matthew Stafford when he leads the Lions to a come from behind win.
I really like seeing these clips of mic'd players. I'd love to see it on the NBA. Supposedly the players talk so much shit. I'm sure they would never allow themselves to be mic'd up because it would offend far to many people.
This is tough to watch
This is kind of tough for me to watch. Those tears to me seem to be the tears of a man who's been beaten down and battered by the hits that he's taken. While it seems like he caused a lot of the problems in Memphis and probably forced himself out, I truly believe him when he says he just wants to play basketball. He still thinks he's as good as ever and wants to go out and do that, but no one else in the league seems to think he can or is worth it. I hope this works out for him, that he plays well and that he is able to not cause any problems.
It kind of makes me wonder why he wouldn't look at going to Europe. He could be a star over there, score a lot of points and make a lot of money. But I think the toughest thing for him to admit at the point would be that he can't do it in the NBA anymore. He's playing for a prorated share of the $1.3 million veteran's. That's probably pretty close to what his checks were very two weeks with his last contract. Good luck AI, I hope this works out.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Unauthorized Biography
Unauthorized Biography of MUHAMMAD ALI (3rd of 12)
SHAUN BOOTHE | MySpace Music Videos
Can someone authorize? Amazing.
James Brown, MLK Jr. and Barack, Bob Marley, Hendrix, Diddy and Ali.
Check them all out, they're amazing...
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
David Dallas-Big Time
"See, I don't know what I want to do or pursue, I just want to make moves with the crew to hit the Big Time"
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
genius
"Ohio police believe they have their man. But they fear their suspected bank robber may have eaten some of the evidence - the holdup note demanding cash - all while handcuffed and leaning over the hood of a police cruiser."
Monday, November 23, 2009
Obsessed with Wayne
He's the craziest guy in the world. This documentary is going to be amazing, the whole syrup thing and everyone hating on him for it and he doesn't care even though he readily admits how bad it is...it's all amazing. He's a character but he's a real person. I hope this movie shows more of a who he is, but I don't even know if that's possible.
Friday, November 20, 2009
My Boy
I'm know that this is now everyone's boy and blah blah blah, but I've been calling this kid for years.
fuck a papa doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody,
fuck y'all if you doubt me,
This kid has been my boy since before you knew who Young Money with a High Top fade at the All American game was...And now he's doing it on the big time, for my home town team, yes, I have a daily boner from how awesome this is. AND THANK GOD THE BUCKS NO LONGER HAVE PURPLE JERSEYS!
Bottom line, jennings is for real, from Compton, and I pray he stays a Buck forever.
The Real Simpsons
So this is evidently in Henderson, NV, BUT what if there was a real life simpsons? Did they do that on the show? I don't think so, I remember a 3d homer in real life but no real life simpsons. Is there anyone that looks like the simpsons? James Gandolfini as Homer? Maybe? Can someone put this together for fun? Even just a short would be awesome...
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Monday, November 9, 2009
Sunday, November 8, 2009
The Carter, wow
And I don't why it's playing at the end of the video but "My Cool" by Adam Tensta is the jam (may have been on the blog before).
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Parks & Recreation
If you don't watch Parks & Rec you can eat a hobo's dick cheese. These are the funniest lines from the episode, it may ruin this episode but at least there's someteen others that you can enjoy. Plus this episode is funnier than this.
The library is the worst group of people ever assembled in history, they're mean, conniving, rude, and extremely well read, which makes them extremely dangerous.
Of course, that bitch of an ex-wife is working for the library now. The worst person in the world is working at the worst place in the world.
I honestly believe she was programmed by someone in the future to come back and destroy all happiness.
On my death bed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rush to my sides so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time.
Waitaya say mam? Shoeshine? I promise I won't look up your skirt.
Just joining the rat race, chasing the cheese, racing the rats, trying to get the cheese; enough tactical business talk, you look ravishing.
Wow, if i had a park like that when I was growing up I probably wouldn't have gone through such a prolonged mall slut phase.
RON SWANSON HAS A CLAYMORE MINE ON HIS DESK!!! WHERE CAN I GET ONE?
We are oil and water, or oil and tnt and c4 and a detonator and a butane torch. Northing good will come.
When Tiger Woods feels invincible he wears a red shirt and black pants, Ron wears the same thing after he's had sex.
I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to, cuz then there's more room for me in the low road.
We didn't talk. We made love.
It was so intense, I didn't know where my flesh stopped and her's began...it's like doing peyote and sneezing slow for 6 hrs. That woman really knows her way around a penis.
We have discussed a trade.
For what?
More sex.
There are women who stress out and do the wrong thing, and then there are women who are cool.
Is punching aloud on the high road?
Because she's jealous, of me, and the things I get to do to your body, and face.
If I'm not down in 5 minutes, it's only because I'm receiving a pleasure so intense/oh my god
You didn't kill Tammy did you?
I'm afraid she can't be killed.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Friday, October 9, 2009
Friday, October 2, 2009
Monday, September 14, 2009
MTV needs to step up the security
This is a sick performance from the vmas, but what the hell is Lil Mama doing on the stage? And who the hell is Lil Mama?
Monday, August 24, 2009
New Hoopin Shoes
Gotta get my game right for the league, atleast i know I'll look fly. I also have a secret weapon for this coming season, my team could shock the world...
Bon Iver-Skinny Love
I love the chorus and all these people are just really feeling this...awesome live performance.
Anyone got any new book suggestions? I need stuff to read
Not what I'm looking for, but these look kinda cool:
Absinthe & Flamethrowers: Projects and Ruminations on the Art of Living Dangerously
Cults, Conspiracies, and Secret Societies
Absinthe & Flamethrowers: Projects and Ruminations on the Art of Living Dangerously
Cults, Conspiracies, and Secret Societies
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Monday, August 10, 2009
Different Light
Amazing place, but this shines a lot of light on it compared to the normal drunken experiance. Btw, I was offered a tryout here for one night after an epic rager in the Chi when we closed the restaurant chillin with a bunch of the workers. Great ladies and I still regret not going back the next weekend to get behind the counter and let lose on some assholes.
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
A Serious Man
Finally saw Burn After Reading last night. I have to say I really liked it. At first I thought it was so weird but I found myself really into it and in some ways had the urge to rewatch it when it ended. I LOVED the CIA. They are so awesome. So I guess now I think it's a good sign to find this trailer today. Nice.
Monday, July 27, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Laughyourdickoff.com
Aziz Ansari is funny as shit and Raaaaaandy is a hilarious character. I think I would actually like to see this act. Get excited for Funny People and check out more of Raaaaaandy at www.laughyourdickoff.com
New Songs I like
"And Uhmm, maybe ice down you,
And Uhmm, maybe wipe down you And Uhmm, maybe we should talk about all this After I pound you"
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
The Pacific
Follow-up to Band of Brothers, should be very good.
Side story, I was talking with a guy who used to drive a a WI Dells Duck. I guess we were worried about the enemy getting the ducks and then using them against us so they specifically engineered them to be difficult to learn out to drive with tricks such as an out of order shifter and a hidden starter pedal. Pretty crazy.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Wasted animals
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So all these animals eat this fermented fruit and just get all fucked up and try to walk.
Saturday, June 13, 2009
New TV Show idea
I think this could make a cool ESPN TV show, and it'd be real cheap to produce. Basically just collect a bunch of these videos of dudes doing sick stunts and then play them, nice.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
SOLD OUT
God damn. I got on the computer late last night and this shirt must've been posted yesterday and was already sold out by the night. Bullshit.
Fuck the Wall
"As far as me hitting the wall, so what if I did? I didn't, but so what if I did? What does it mean if you did? It means nothing. Because? Because I'll run straight through it."
-Kobe Bryant
What it's really like at Kobe & Lebron's
"Damn you all got a pool with no chicks? Damn Kobe is you lookin at my dick?"
"You guys ever shower with John Amaeche?"
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
The Hurt Locker
What sold me is the quote "A near perfect movie"
Props to Cicero for showing me this.
Monday, June 8, 2009
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Cold Blooded
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Wale-Chillin
Props to Sammy for pluggin Wale years ago (DC love) and DG for hollerin at me about this hit months ago. Anyone see the free show at the union?
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Bell X1-The Great Defector
88.9 Radio Milwaukee has been unreal lately. Amazing tunes and it's Hip Hop month or something where they're studying the origins of hip hop up the present. I love it.
Anyway, this is one of my fav songs they're playing.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Conan is pretty awesome
I was a big fan of the first episode of Conan and I'm watching it again. I think the above clip was hilarious and I was laffing out loud in my bed. Conan taking over makes me feel really old because now I actually want to watch the tonight show and feel like NBC has won. I grew up not liking Leno that much but a huge Conan fan and now that I'm old and probably unable to stay up for the late show anyway, they bring me conan at the tonight show hour. Well played.
Monday, June 1, 2009
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Hey Kobe, you ever ate an Empanada?
Everyone of these commercials just cracks me up. Whoever made these ads is my favorite. Would this work as a tv show? I'd know I'd watch.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Sir Charles
Sir Charles is known for having the worst golf shot in teh world, it's just pitiful. Unfortunately for this guy I'm sure it still hurts if you catch one of his balls with your neck.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Taken-AVAILABLE NOW
TAKEN is available now and if you haven't seen it get on it. Great action movie, probably the best I've seen in a long time. I really hope they make a sequel.
Nike Hypermax
When these guys drop June 1st they'll probably replace the Hyperdunk as the greatest hoop shoe available. They feature all the lightweight technology of the hyperdunk but then have airmax for added cushioning along the sole of the shoe. Very excited for these to drop, the version above is a Tennis Ball special edition complete with felt.
Marquette-Pride Homeroom-Dance Ticket
So my brother's going to a marquette dance and him and his buddy are, I guess you could call it pregaming before they go? I come around the corner and his buddy's sitting here crushing a redbull.
Me: Dude you can't wear shorts to a dance.
Trevor: Are you kidding me? Do you know how h0t it gets in there? I'm gonna be sweaty front and back!
Me: Grinding?
Trevor: Hell Yeah! Look at this ticket:
Printed on the ticket: We are concerned about the type of dancing that has taken place at some school dances. Our specific concern is in regard to a style of dacing that involves close physical contact of a sexual nature. We ask for and expect student and parental support on this issue. If a student is found in violation of this expectation, s/he is expected to cooperate fully with chaperones. S/he shoudl understand that should a vilolation occur, parents may be called and s/he may be asked to leave the dance.
Side note: Josh Asks: "When did Redbull come out?"
Trevor: About the same time as Jager.
Rules4Men.com
Wow, found this gem of a website on an old post I hadn't finished. When I went to it this is what I was greeted with:
If your woman comes out from the kitchen yelling at you, the chain is to long.
I laughed. This site reminds me of Kazakhstan.
Birdman, Baby!
The birdman is out of his mind. He's so freaking awesome. I was reading a review of the Nuggets the other day and they actually suggested that Birdman may be the second most normal guy on their team, and when you think of the characters they have Nene, Kenyon Martin, Melo and my Boy JR it is kinda true. I'll also always love him because my boy Shovers saw him drinking alone at a club in Vegas while he was serving his two year suspension for drug abuse. What a freakin dude.
Go to youtube and watch some of his block videos. His celebrations at the end are sweet, there's one when he goes all Rico Suave on that hairdo of his. He was 5th in the league in blocks per game and 2nd in blocks per 48. Dude.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Moving To France
Third one is trashy, but the first two are just smoking hot. I gotta date a model. They're so damned tall and skinny and still have curves. Unfair.
PS22 Chorus-"Viva La Vida"
The PS22 Chorus is a group of 60 NYC 5th graders. Impressive, especially the pseudo-dance moves and how into it they are.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Wow, Ron Artest
Ron Artest in an interview after the Lakers/Rockets game where he was ejected had some pretty crazy things to say:
"I remember when I used to play back home in the neighborhood there were always games like that. I remember one time, one of my friends, he was playing basketball and they were winning the game. It was so competitive, they broke off a piece of leg from a table and they threw it and it went right through his heart and he died right on the court. So I'm accustomed playing basketball really rough."
From the New York Times: Player Dies in Stabbing at Basketball Game
A 19-year-old basketball player from Queens was fatally stabbed with a broken-off table leg today after a fight broke out during a basketball tournament, the police said.
The player, Lloyd Newton, was stabbed in the back with a leg from the scorer’s table at the championship game of a Y.M.C.A.-sponsored tournament at the Niagara Falls Boys and Girls Club, the police in Niagara Falls said.
“An argument ensued about the score,” Capt. Louis Curcione said, adding that one of the teams “thought they were getting gypped.”
“A fight broke out between the players and about 40 fans in the stands,” he said. “In the course of the fight, one person was stabbed in the back.”
Mr. Newton was taken to the Niagara Falls Memorial Medical Center, where he was pronounced dead on arrival.
Brian C. Young, 16, of Niagara Falls, has been charged with second-degree murder. He was being held at the Niagara Falls jail pending his arraignment in city court today.
"I remember when I used to play back home in the neighborhood there were always games like that. I remember one time, one of my friends, he was playing basketball and they were winning the game. It was so competitive, they broke off a piece of leg from a table and they threw it and it went right through his heart and he died right on the court. So I'm accustomed playing basketball really rough."
From the New York Times: Player Dies in Stabbing at Basketball Game
A 19-year-old basketball player from Queens was fatally stabbed with a broken-off table leg today after a fight broke out during a basketball tournament, the police said.
The player, Lloyd Newton, was stabbed in the back with a leg from the scorer’s table at the championship game of a Y.M.C.A.-sponsored tournament at the Niagara Falls Boys and Girls Club, the police in Niagara Falls said.
“An argument ensued about the score,” Capt. Louis Curcione said, adding that one of the teams “thought they were getting gypped.”
“A fight broke out between the players and about 40 fans in the stands,” he said. “In the course of the fight, one person was stabbed in the back.”
Mr. Newton was taken to the Niagara Falls Memorial Medical Center, where he was pronounced dead on arrival.
Brian C. Young, 16, of Niagara Falls, has been charged with second-degree murder. He was being held at the Niagara Falls jail pending his arraignment in city court today.
And as for the reason he walked over to Kobe and got ejected:
"I went over there with the intention of telling Kobe, you're hitting the wrong person. Don't you know you're hitting Ron Artest?"
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Post Secret
I had never heard of this, but Post Secret started when a guy asked people to send him their secrets and reveal them to him. What poured in was thousands of amazing pieces of art, some funny, some very serious, but it's an amazing collection of what lies inside people.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Good Morning, Megan
Check out this amazing video and see for yourself what it's like to wake up with Megan Fox.I'm not gonna lie, sometimes my favorite part of being with a girl is the morning after. Laying in bed, joking around, even some cuddling, it's a great time. Sun coming in through the window, awesome, don't want it to end. Some girls even look better the morning after.
I'm a big fan, I feel like it's a whole different level of honesty than anything that happened the night before, and a very underrated and under-appreciated part of a good night. Though at the same time (and at a shot of of masculinity) it can be absolutely horrible and is one of the worst parts. But when it's good I love it.
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