Busted.

One of the guys from my work was supposed to go to Mexico next week.  His attitude on monday was all defiant and saying he was still gonna go while people were giving him a hard time.  By tuesday no one was giving him a hard time as it was generally accepted that his trip was ruined.  As for Weds and Thursday it's just turned into him whining about how fucked everything is.  

One of the office brokers after hearing his rants said "Mr Angry's really fired up today."

Kid Millions- "Victim to the Beat"

Check this guy out, he was part of New Music Wednesday on 88.9 Radio Milwaukee (How I haven't blogged about the greatness of this station is beyond me).

Anyway, dude's a Milwaukee rapper and his shit is hot!  Check out his myspace page (yes, I am endorsing a trip to myspace).  I've only heard his one song, "Victim to the Beat" but I'm sold, this guy's the man, I'm gonna see him in concert.

Askaurinal.com

Ben asks… Dear Urinal: I’m frustrated with my jukebox, why wont it work?
The answers to all your questions are written on a bathroom wall.

Heineken is killing it

My The Wrestler endorsement warning

 Schwa said...

first of all, your endorsement should come with a warning: do not watch this movie if you're in a good mood or want to be in a good mood. i just watched it for the first time and i think i want to cry the rest of the night. it's probably the best movie i've ever seen... that i have absolutely no desire to ever watch again.

Look at this fucking hipster

I'm not gonna lie, I go to this site to look for my friend Ian.  Look at this fucking hipster.

Texts From Last Night

(212): so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."

(317): I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
(317): And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt

(414): I just want to fool around, so if you get this and are down, pls respond

(669): I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.


Awesome fucking website www.textsfromlastnight.com, possibly better than fml?  Seems a lot less fake...

Cool Commercial

I like what Heineken's been doing with their commercials, this looks like a fun cab ride.

Baloon Animals

Normally these things kinda suck, this one's awesome.

This is not the right video by the way

I laughed harder everytime I watch this.  I know it's wrong, but it's just so fucking funny.  Comedic genius by whoever planned this.

Best Dress Shirts

The Brooks Brother's Non-Iron Slim Fit Dress Shirt is the greatest dress shirt money can buy.  Unbelievable shirt, obviously comes in wide range of colors including the seasonal, prob 5-15 different designs they release each season as well as the normal blues and so on that they stock year round.  The Slim Fit is a perfect fit straight off the rack, which is often hard as most dress shirts wind up being baggy and hanging off in all the wrong places.  

However, the greatest thing about these shirts is the fact that they are non-iron.  Normal shirts look beat up after a day of wear, a non-iron shirts looks like it was just pressed, all day, every day.  Simply because of this fact you can reduce the amount of times you have to dry clean the shirt, or iron, or press the shirt.  I get multiple wears out of the same shirts without having to dry clean them between wears (I wear undershirts, obvs).

Anyway, check them out, and look for sales.  You can usually find them 3 for $200 and they just finished a 15% off on top of that and have another I think 25% off coming up shortly.  Great shirts.

The W(P)ussification of America

I really just wanna whoop all of these guys asses.  The guy jumping around with no jump rope sucks.

I'm going to ensure that my kid has dodgeball at his school.  I'm just so fucking upset right now, I don't even know what to write and I'm just shaking my head.

Shaq!

Kobe Bryant Doin' Work a Spike Lee Joint

Spike Lee followed Kobe around for a minute and got some real close up footage of Kobe being Kobe.  I think what I'm most excited about is going to be the voiceover from Kobe, which appears to be pretty constant. Hearing this mad man who's just obsessed with the game and excellence will be a truly educational hour and a half.  

I'm also excited to hear the on the court chatter between players.  I always wonder how awesome it would be to hear a game with no announcers but with the players mic'd up.  Some of these guys talk so much shit.

Sidenote, just got a call from my captain for the spring Bball league at the J, we may have a decent team including the guy who lit me up for 66, so I don't have to worry about that happening again, aleast not from him.

Sprinkles Cupcakes

Wow, Sprinkles Cupcakes looks out of this world amazing.  Amazing ingredients, great decorations, I need to get one to come to Milwaukee or else I'll definitely be making the trip down to Chicago if that store ever opens up.

New Dan Brown Book

Comes out September 15, here's the Press Release for The Lost Symbol.  

Should be pretty good, he's only had about 40 years to write it.  If you haven't read Angels and Demons do that, it's better than DaVinci Code though all these movies are probably gonna suck.  And that's less because of Tom Hanks' hair that it should be.

Need to know the story behind this

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This is the dumbest and most dangerous thing I've ever seen. This guy is no having kids and it looks like he agreed to this. Makes no sense.

Wrestler comes out tomorrow

If you haven't seen it yet go buy/rent it tomorrow and do. I think it's one of the best movies I've ever seen.

Check out the Jell-O thing at the end

I-Movix SprintCam v3 NAB 2009 showreel from David Coiffier on Vimeo.
This is a super slow motion HD camera, it's really cool video and I can't wait to see more applications for technology. The fire is unbelievable and I could watch the Jell-O at the end bounce for days.

Big Baby!

Watching this Celtics Bulls series is very tough for me because I hate both teams.  I think I like the Celtics more than the bulls because I really like Ray and Big Baby and don't even like anyone on the bulls.

Anyway, after seeing Big Baby go diving into the stands at the start of the second half I immediately thought of a story about Shaq and Big Baby hanging out when Big Baby was a teenager, the article was featured in the Boston Globe a while back:

"I was 14 or 15, and I went to his house and I was hanging with Shaq," Davis says. "He says to me, 'Let's go outside and wrestle.' We started wrestling. I pinned him down. He couldn't budge me."

The 7-1, 325-pound O'Neal confirms the story.

"He picked me up and body-slammed me," says Shaq. "That's when I knew he was for real."

Does this make any sense to anyone?  A grown man Shaquille O'Neil is hanging out with this kid and just says "hey, let's go wrestle."  Shaq knows how to fucking party.

Guess Her Muff

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Owned

Backstory: Audi put up the first billboard overlooking a BMW dealership.

Look at these mothafuckas

After beating Salisbury yesterday the UW Rugby Club took out Arizona State and now moves on to the Final Four for the Division II Men's College Rugby National Championship.  Way to fucking go boys, so jealous that you guys are kicking so much ass.  Recap of the game here.

Chillin' with Snoop

Sooooo, Snoop Dogg has a web cam, evidently it's in his office, and all he does is sit there blowing smoke in the camera playing old school music and occassional singing/rapping along. That's obviously not all he does because the above his a pretty sweet freestyle from "The Wake and Bake Show."

While I've yet to experiance any of the live feeds I gather if you go to SnoopDoggTV, Snoop is bound to show up and there's bound to be some Marijuana smoked.  This type of shit just makes me shake my head and smile at the same time.  Just when you think the internets done it all, BAM, there's Snoop to smack you upside the head with this shit.  Awesome.

Plain White T's-1,2,3,4

I am partially embarrassed by it, but I love this song. From the first time I saw the video to when I hear it on KISS FM now (it seems to be the only song they have in their rotation but not enough), I've enjoyed it. It's also an amazing video for anyone from Chicago.

Bidets

Bidet's are awesome. I definitely intend to have one in my house and could see the benefits of having one for the conversation alone. I think it is a very classy thing to be able to provide your guests and that it's a nice service to have for your friends and family.

Bidets are also the single greatest way to cool off. There is nothing better than rinsing your backside with cool water on a hot day. It instantly cools your core body temp at least 5 degrees.

Once in Italy with the rugby team one of the guys I was traveling with had food poisoning. We went out the bars and when we came back the room was an absolute disaster, reaked like the inside of an elephant's anus, my 6'5" buddy was passed out butt ass naked in my bed and he had spent the evening shitting in the toilet and puking in the bidet. I slept on the floor of someone else's room.

This is Cindy (OH MY GOD)

This is the trailer for Mike Judge's new movie Extract. Judge is the creator of Office Space and Idiocracy which is a horrible movie that Esquire whines about all the delays before it came out. I guess there was a reason for those delays, it sucked.

Anyway, this looks pretty good, Jason Bateman is funny, Mila Kunis is real hot, and if you white you Ben Affleck.

I need a new business card

Wow, after this I rewatched the American Pyscho scene, crazy. We have the same cards for everyone in the company, but someday I'll have subtle off white coloring, tastful thickness and even a watermark.

Baby Panda Sneezing

How started is the giant Panda? It just looks down like WTF?

Hockey and now golf?

This is real shitty quality, but I guess it was during some tuesday rounds before the Masters this past week and Vijay skips the ball across the water and hits a hole in one and the crowd goes nuts.

Picasso is the man

Just ordered this poster, that is way too cool.

Wow, this was 30 or so years ago

Amazing that this was a kids coloring book.

HBO re-ups East Bound & Down

That's how I walk into any table. Thank god they renewed, I hope the next season is longer.

Andy Varejao Clownin

How jacked is Lebron and how soft is Varejao looking?

There's been an accident, somebody call a pickup truck!

Things that are wrong with America

Peepz are not good, at all.  But why on earth would anyone take the time to create these, I don't even know what they are, but they're whack and not tasty.

Clown, pimp!

Wow, this guy is the fucking man. He was just like I'm gonna go out here and just fuck around, score this goal, and then handle all these cheerleaders. Are there cheerleaders in hockey? There should be, he deserves some.

He looks like a total ass if he misses this and his coach would prob be pissed, but instead he makes it so now he's the king. Awesome.

Von Wafer Free Agent watch

Dude should get paid this offseason, he's legit.

So True

Stay out of the water!

Ask and you shall recieve

Anonymous said...
fuck this. post more pictures of hot chicks

April 10, 2009 3:56 PM

Great Email

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/tennis/news/story?id=4061321

I just saw this on ESPN.com and it made me think back to your post-championship blog post on TIm Tebow and his girlfriend. Looking at the photo in this article just made me realize how much it'd suck being a pro tennis player. I mean Tim Tebow's not even a pro athlete, probably won't ever take a pro snap, plus he seems kinda toolish at times, but he still snagged a girl with the biggest tits I've ever seen. Roger Federer is one of the greatest tennis players of all time, has made millions of dollars in tourneys and endorsements, yet the man's still marrying the girl in the pic. I think this means tennis is the worst sport on the planet, but maybe it just means that Tebow's awesome. Either way, my friends and I have been drinking and debating the issue all night.

I love art

This is how to make green work

There's a big part of me that thinks the whole green thing is absolute bullshit. I mean part of me likes it and yeah we should be doing good stuff for the environment, but I love SUVs, and on an global note no matter how much we go green (and no matter the cost) it doesn't really matter much if China and the rest of the world are doing whatever the fuck they want. Now, if I can roll like a fucking pimp in the Tesla Model S which is supposed to retail for 50k, and go 300 miles on a 45 Minute Quick Charge, and comfortably fit 5 adults and 2 children (really?), THEN HELL YES I WANT ONE.

I'll gladly go green, shit I'll even go back to listening to Phish, hook it up.

Free Strips of Paper!

Have you seen this cat?

Why do you think Pauly Shore went to Africa?

Pauly has some killer lines in here. The last time I heard his name mentioned was from some guys I worked with talking about him MCing a party in Vegas. While the party was definitely awesome (not sure how much Pauly Shore added to that), it's good to see him back behind the camera. Some of his lines in this trailer are hilarious.

Bruno Trailer

Looks pretty awesome but so many parts, even just from watching this trailer, look way more staged than anything from Borat.  You gotta wonder how real this movie is.

Dawg Fight

Dawg Fight comes from the makers of Cocaine Cowboys, which now has a sequel Hustlin' with the Godmother.  Looks like it should be pretty awesome.  If you've never seen the old Kimbo Slice fights go over to youtube and check those out, way more intense than any of the MMA shit.