Getting Excited

Inglorious Basterds

Coolest 8th Grader in America right now

Could this movie be about Groth 20 years?

Well played

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Goota love it

Wasted animals

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So all these animals eat this fermented fruit and just get all fucked up and try to walk.

Shutter Island

tipping

Check out a collection of other great tip jars here, which is the best?

New TV Show idea

I think this could make a cool ESPN TV show, and it'd be real cheap to produce. Basically just collect a bunch of these videos of dudes doing sick stunts and then play them, nice.

This Ruined My DAy

Share Darth Vader's and my pain.

SOLD OUT

God damn.  I got on the computer late last night and this shirt must've been posted yesterday and was already sold out by the night.  Bullshit.

Fuck the Wall

"As far as me hitting the wall, so what if I did? I didn't, but so what if I did? What does it mean if you did? It means nothing. Because? Because I'll run straight through it."

-Kobe Bryant

What it's really like at Kobe & Lebron's

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"Damn you all got a pool with no chicks? Damn Kobe is you lookin at my dick?"

"You guys ever shower with John Amaeche?"

The Hurt Locker

What sold me is the quote "A near perfect movie"

Props to Cicero for showing me this.

I wanna go here

Oh, T-Pain

I like it. This is exactly the type of bling I would have if I were a rapper.

REPOST HOTNESS

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Sometimes when I watch kobe he makes me think he's better than Lebron.

Starting to buy lottery tickets

This real estate thing is not working out.

Cold Blooded

I can't find a video but go to nike.com and watch the new most valuable puppets commercial, it's so funny. MAKE A TV SHOW!

Can we watch all the games together? Can we tape the games? Can we call kobe after the games? Can we play videogames before watching the games?

HERE IT IS

Lil Wayne-Kobe Bryant

Wow, there are some killer lines in here. Listen to this carefully.

Wale-Chillin

Props to Sammy for pluggin Wale years ago (DC love) and DG for hollerin at me about this hit months ago. Anyone see the free show at the union?

What a nice Muslim

Star Wars Day

Star Wars Day, May 4th....May the 4th be with you...get it?

What are the chances of that working out so well?

And dude had 3 pumps and was like I'm spent.

Bell X1-The Great Defector

88.9 Radio Milwaukee has been unreal lately. Amazing tunes and it's Hip Hop month or something where they're studying the origins of hip hop up the present. I love it.

Anyway, this is one of my fav songs they're playing.

Conan is pretty awesome

I was a big fan of the first episode of Conan and I'm watching it again. I think the above clip was hilarious and I was laffing out loud in my bed. Conan taking over makes me feel really old because now I actually want to watch the tonight show and feel like NBC has won. I grew up not liking Leno that much but a huge Conan fan and now that I'm old and probably unable to stay up for the late show anyway, they bring me conan at the tonight show hour. Well played.

Awesome

Shirt off may be the only way to truly slap someone.

Potential

Hey Kobe, you ever ate an Empanada?

Everyone of these commercials just cracks me up. Whoever made these ads is my favorite. Would this work as a tv show? I'd know I'd watch.

Sir Charles

Sir Charles is known for having the worst golf shot in teh world, it's just pitiful. Unfortunately for this guy I'm sure it still hurts if you catch one of his balls with your neck.

Turn Your Swag On

The Road, this looks awesome

@ Yahoo! Video

Alice in Wonderland, remix

Taken-AVAILABLE NOW

TAKEN is available now and if you haven't seen it get on it.  Great action movie, probably the best I've seen in a long time.  I really hope they make a sequel.

Nike Hypermax

When these guys drop June 1st they'll probably replace the Hyperdunk as the greatest hoop shoe available.  They feature all the lightweight technology of the hyperdunk but then have airmax for added cushioning along the sole of the shoe.  Very excited for these to drop, the version above is a Tennis Ball special edition complete with felt.

Marquette-Pride Homeroom-Dance Ticket

So my brother's going to a marquette dance and him and his buddy are, I guess you could call it pregaming before they go? I come around the corner and his buddy's sitting here crushing a redbull.

Me: Dude you can't wear shorts to a dance.
Trevor: Are you kidding me? Do you know how h0t it gets in there? I'm gonna be sweaty front and back!
Me: Grinding?
Trevor: Hell Yeah! Look at this ticket:

Printed on the ticket: We are concerned about the type of dancing that has taken place at some school dances. Our specific concern is in regard to a style of dacing that involves close physical contact of a sexual nature. We ask for and expect student and parental support on this issue. If a student is found in violation of this expectation, s/he is expected to cooperate fully with chaperones. S/he shoudl understand that should a vilolation occur, parents may be called and s/he may be asked to leave the dance.

Side note: Josh Asks: "When did Redbull come out?"
Trevor: About the same time as Jager.

Rules4Men.com

Wow, found this gem of a website on an old post I hadn't finished.  When I went to it this is what I was greeted with:

If your woman comes out from the kitchen yelling at you, the chain is to long.

I laughed.  This site reminds me of Kazakhstan.

Birdman, Baby!

The birdman is out of his mind. He's so freaking awesome. I was reading a review of the Nuggets the other day and they actually suggested that Birdman may be the second most normal guy on their team, and when you think of the characters they have Nene, Kenyon Martin, Melo and my Boy JR it is kinda true. I'll also always love him because my boy Shovers saw him drinking alone at a club in Vegas while he was serving his two year suspension for drug abuse. What a freakin dude.

Go to youtube and watch some of his block videos. His celebrations at the end are sweet, there's one when he goes all Rico Suave on that hairdo of his. He was 5th in the league in blocks per game and 2nd in blocks per 48. Dude.

Moving To France

Make The Girl Dance "Baby Baby Baby" ( official video )
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Third one is trashy, but the first two are just smoking hot. I gotta date a model. They're so damned tall and skinny and still have curves. Unfair.

PS22 Chorus-"Viva La Vida"

The PS22 Chorus is a group of 60 NYC 5th graders.  Impressive, especially the pseudo-dance moves and how into it they are.

Wahoo Beef and Broccoli!

Wow, Ron Artest

Ron Artest in an interview after the Lakers/Rockets game where he was ejected had some pretty crazy things to say:

"I remember when I used to play back home in the neighborhood there were always games like that. I remember one time, one of my friends, he was playing basketball and they were winning the game. It was so competitive, they broke off a piece of leg from a table and they threw it and it went right through his heart and he died right on the court. So I'm accustomed playing basketball really rough."

From the New York Times: Player Dies in Stabbing at Basketball Game

A 19-year-old basketball player from Queens was fatally stabbed with a broken-off table leg today after a fight broke out during a basketball tournament, the police said.

The player, Lloyd Newton, was stabbed in the back with a leg from the scorer’s table at the championship game of a Y.M.C.A.-sponsored tournament at the Niagara Falls Boys and Girls Club, the police in Niagara Falls said.

“An argument ensued about the score,” Capt. Louis Curcione said, adding that one of the teams “thought they were getting gypped.”

“A fight broke out between the players and about 40 fans in the stands,” he said. “In the course of the fight, one person was stabbed in the back.”

Mr. Newton was taken to the Niagara Falls Memorial Medical Center, where he was pronounced dead on arrival.

Brian C. Young, 16, of Niagara Falls, has been charged with second-degree murder. He was being held at the Niagara Falls jail pending his arraignment in city court today.

And as for the reason he walked over to Kobe and got ejected:

"I went over there with the intention of telling Kobe, you're hitting the wrong person. Don't you know you're hitting Ron Artest?" 

Post Secret

I had never heard of this, but Post Secret started when a guy asked people to send him their secrets and reveal them to him.  What poured in was thousands of amazing pieces of art, some funny, some very serious, but it's an amazing collection of what lies inside people.

Good Morning, Megan

Check out this amazing video and see for yourself what it's like to wake up with Megan Fox.

I'm not gonna lie, sometimes my favorite part of being with a girl is the morning after. Laying in bed, joking around, even some cuddling, it's a great time.  Sun coming in through the window, awesome, don't want it to end. Some girls even look better the morning after.

I'm a big fan, I feel like it's a whole different level of honesty than anything that happened the night before, and a very underrated and under-appreciated part of a good night. Though at the same time (and at a shot of of masculinity) it can be absolutely horrible and is one of the worst parts. But when it's good I love it.

Funniest Work Email To Date

This came from one of the old guys at work, no subject, no writing, just the picture. Didn't even explain where to purchase this wonder.

The All American Boy (click on images)

If this is real it's one of the coolest thing in the world. Mickey Mantle was an all time dude. The Babe, Mickey, Lou Gehrig, these guys were just studs and now we have A-Rod and his frosted tips, or Zach Hamilton and his problems, are there any players that are this cool? And I like A-Rod, or at least did and the love I used to have makes me feel like I still have too.

Bostrum's Kid

@ Buttstrum: Was there really a day where I had 17 posts in one day? I don't believe that. But if twitter said it, it must be true.

Post #2 from Dan the man

This seems to good to be true. Dan is also responsible for showing me textsfromlastnight.com which is way better than FML. I imagine this is one of Derek's neighbors in Chile, and that makes me laugh.

I love how none of these people even thinking of helping this grandma out or saving her from this embarassment. I don't even like when other dogs hump my dog, i'm sure as fuck not gonna let one mount my grandma. Then again she's seems to be in heaven.

ineedanotherwordforvagina.com

Wow, Dan Sell had two of the greatest post that anyone has ever had on my wall, and they were back to back. Check out www.ineedanotherwordforvagina.com if you ever need another word for vagina, or 300.

My favorite so far is: Bearded Axe Wound

If anyone finds better than that please share.

Nyle-"Let the Beat Build"

Nyle "Let The Beat Build" from Nyle on Vimeo.

Really cool video that was not only shot in one take but the audio was recorded at the same time as the video. That's impressive.

"I don't need no sample, got a girl with a banjo!"

hahaha

Busted.

One of the guys from my work was supposed to go to Mexico next week.  His attitude on monday was all defiant and saying he was still gonna go while people were giving him a hard time.  By tuesday no one was giving him a hard time as it was generally accepted that his trip was ruined.  As for Weds and Thursday it's just turned into him whining about how fucked everything is.  

One of the office brokers after hearing his rants said "Mr Angry's really fired up today."

Kid Millions- "Victim to the Beat"

Check this guy out, he was part of New Music Wednesday on 88.9 Radio Milwaukee (How I haven't blogged about the greatness of this station is beyond me).

Anyway, dude's a Milwaukee rapper and his shit is hot!  Check out his myspace page (yes, I am endorsing a trip to myspace).  I've only heard his one song, "Victim to the Beat" but I'm sold, this guy's the man, I'm gonna see him in concert.

Askaurinal.com

Ben asks… Dear Urinal: I’m frustrated with my jukebox, why wont it work?
The answers to all your questions are written on a bathroom wall.

Heineken is killing it

My The Wrestler endorsement warning

 Schwa said...

first of all, your endorsement should come with a warning: do not watch this movie if you're in a good mood or want to be in a good mood. i just watched it for the first time and i think i want to cry the rest of the night. it's probably the best movie i've ever seen... that i have absolutely no desire to ever watch again.

Look at this fucking hipster

I'm not gonna lie, I go to this site to look for my friend Ian.  Look at this fucking hipster.

Texts From Last Night

(212): so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."

(317): I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
(317): And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt

(414): I just want to fool around, so if you get this and are down, pls respond

(669): I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.


Awesome fucking website www.textsfromlastnight.com, possibly better than fml?  Seems a lot less fake...

Cool Commercial

I like what Heineken's been doing with their commercials, this looks like a fun cab ride.

Baloon Animals

Normally these things kinda suck, this one's awesome.

This is not the right video by the way

I laughed harder everytime I watch this.  I know it's wrong, but it's just so fucking funny.  Comedic genius by whoever planned this.

Best Dress Shirts

The Brooks Brother's Non-Iron Slim Fit Dress Shirt is the greatest dress shirt money can buy.  Unbelievable shirt, obviously comes in wide range of colors including the seasonal, prob 5-15 different designs they release each season as well as the normal blues and so on that they stock year round.  The Slim Fit is a perfect fit straight off the rack, which is often hard as most dress shirts wind up being baggy and hanging off in all the wrong places.  

However, the greatest thing about these shirts is the fact that they are non-iron.  Normal shirts look beat up after a day of wear, a non-iron shirts looks like it was just pressed, all day, every day.  Simply because of this fact you can reduce the amount of times you have to dry clean the shirt, or iron, or press the shirt.  I get multiple wears out of the same shirts without having to dry clean them between wears (I wear undershirts, obvs).

Anyway, check them out, and look for sales.  You can usually find them 3 for $200 and they just finished a 15% off on top of that and have another I think 25% off coming up shortly.  Great shirts.

The W(P)ussification of America

I really just wanna whoop all of these guys asses.  The guy jumping around with no jump rope sucks.

I'm going to ensure that my kid has dodgeball at his school.  I'm just so fucking upset right now, I don't even know what to write and I'm just shaking my head.

Shaq!

Kobe Bryant Doin' Work a Spike Lee Joint

Spike Lee followed Kobe around for a minute and got some real close up footage of Kobe being Kobe.  I think what I'm most excited about is going to be the voiceover from Kobe, which appears to be pretty constant. Hearing this mad man who's just obsessed with the game and excellence will be a truly educational hour and a half.  

I'm also excited to hear the on the court chatter between players.  I always wonder how awesome it would be to hear a game with no announcers but with the players mic'd up.  Some of these guys talk so much shit.

Sidenote, just got a call from my captain for the spring Bball league at the J, we may have a decent team including the guy who lit me up for 66, so I don't have to worry about that happening again, aleast not from him.

Sprinkles Cupcakes

Wow, Sprinkles Cupcakes looks out of this world amazing.  Amazing ingredients, great decorations, I need to get one to come to Milwaukee or else I'll definitely be making the trip down to Chicago if that store ever opens up.

New Dan Brown Book

Comes out September 15, here's the Press Release for The Lost Symbol.  

Should be pretty good, he's only had about 40 years to write it.  If you haven't read Angels and Demons do that, it's better than DaVinci Code though all these movies are probably gonna suck.  And that's less because of Tom Hanks' hair that it should be.

Need to know the story behind this

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This is the dumbest and most dangerous thing I've ever seen. This guy is no having kids and it looks like he agreed to this. Makes no sense.

Wrestler comes out tomorrow

If you haven't seen it yet go buy/rent it tomorrow and do. I think it's one of the best movies I've ever seen.

Check out the Jell-O thing at the end

I-Movix SprintCam v3 NAB 2009 showreel from David Coiffier on Vimeo.
This is a super slow motion HD camera, it's really cool video and I can't wait to see more applications for technology. The fire is unbelievable and I could watch the Jell-O at the end bounce for days.

Big Baby!

Watching this Celtics Bulls series is very tough for me because I hate both teams.  I think I like the Celtics more than the bulls because I really like Ray and Big Baby and don't even like anyone on the bulls.

Anyway, after seeing Big Baby go diving into the stands at the start of the second half I immediately thought of a story about Shaq and Big Baby hanging out when Big Baby was a teenager, the article was featured in the Boston Globe a while back:

"I was 14 or 15, and I went to his house and I was hanging with Shaq," Davis says. "He says to me, 'Let's go outside and wrestle.' We started wrestling. I pinned him down. He couldn't budge me."

The 7-1, 325-pound O'Neal confirms the story.

"He picked me up and body-slammed me," says Shaq. "That's when I knew he was for real."

Does this make any sense to anyone?  A grown man Shaquille O'Neil is hanging out with this kid and just says "hey, let's go wrestle."  Shaq knows how to fucking party.

Guess Her Muff

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Owned

Backstory: Audi put up the first billboard overlooking a BMW dealership.

Look at these mothafuckas

After beating Salisbury yesterday the UW Rugby Club took out Arizona State and now moves on to the Final Four for the Division II Men's College Rugby National Championship.  Way to fucking go boys, so jealous that you guys are kicking so much ass.  Recap of the game here.

Chillin' with Snoop

Sooooo, Snoop Dogg has a web cam, evidently it's in his office, and all he does is sit there blowing smoke in the camera playing old school music and occassional singing/rapping along. That's obviously not all he does because the above his a pretty sweet freestyle from "The Wake and Bake Show."

While I've yet to experiance any of the live feeds I gather if you go to SnoopDoggTV, Snoop is bound to show up and there's bound to be some Marijuana smoked.  This type of shit just makes me shake my head and smile at the same time.  Just when you think the internets done it all, BAM, there's Snoop to smack you upside the head with this shit.  Awesome.

Plain White T's-1,2,3,4

I am partially embarrassed by it, but I love this song. From the first time I saw the video to when I hear it on KISS FM now (it seems to be the only song they have in their rotation but not enough), I've enjoyed it. It's also an amazing video for anyone from Chicago.

Bidets

Bidet's are awesome. I definitely intend to have one in my house and could see the benefits of having one for the conversation alone. I think it is a very classy thing to be able to provide your guests and that it's a nice service to have for your friends and family.

Bidets are also the single greatest way to cool off. There is nothing better than rinsing your backside with cool water on a hot day. It instantly cools your core body temp at least 5 degrees.

Once in Italy with the rugby team one of the guys I was traveling with had food poisoning. We went out the bars and when we came back the room was an absolute disaster, reaked like the inside of an elephant's anus, my 6'5" buddy was passed out butt ass naked in my bed and he had spent the evening shitting in the toilet and puking in the bidet. I slept on the floor of someone else's room.

This is Cindy (OH MY GOD)

This is the trailer for Mike Judge's new movie Extract. Judge is the creator of Office Space and Idiocracy which is a horrible movie that Esquire whines about all the delays before it came out. I guess there was a reason for those delays, it sucked.

Anyway, this looks pretty good, Jason Bateman is funny, Mila Kunis is real hot, and if you white you Ben Affleck.

I need a new business card

Wow, after this I rewatched the American Pyscho scene, crazy. We have the same cards for everyone in the company, but someday I'll have subtle off white coloring, tastful thickness and even a watermark.

Baby Panda Sneezing

How started is the giant Panda? It just looks down like WTF?

Hockey and now golf?

This is real shitty quality, but I guess it was during some tuesday rounds before the Masters this past week and Vijay skips the ball across the water and hits a hole in one and the crowd goes nuts.

Picasso is the man

Just ordered this poster, that is way too cool.

Wow, this was 30 or so years ago

Amazing that this was a kids coloring book.

HBO re-ups East Bound & Down

That's how I walk into any table. Thank god they renewed, I hope the next season is longer.

Andy Varejao Clownin

How jacked is Lebron and how soft is Varejao looking?

There's been an accident, somebody call a pickup truck!

Things that are wrong with America

Peepz are not good, at all.  But why on earth would anyone take the time to create these, I don't even know what they are, but they're whack and not tasty.

Clown, pimp!

Wow, this guy is the fucking man. He was just like I'm gonna go out here and just fuck around, score this goal, and then handle all these cheerleaders. Are there cheerleaders in hockey? There should be, he deserves some.

He looks like a total ass if he misses this and his coach would prob be pissed, but instead he makes it so now he's the king. Awesome.

Von Wafer Free Agent watch

Dude should get paid this offseason, he's legit.

So True

Stay out of the water!

Ask and you shall recieve

Anonymous said...
fuck this. post more pictures of hot chicks

April 10, 2009 3:56 PM

Great Email

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/tennis/news/story?id=4061321

I just saw this on ESPN.com and it made me think back to your post-championship blog post on TIm Tebow and his girlfriend. Looking at the photo in this article just made me realize how much it'd suck being a pro tennis player. I mean Tim Tebow's not even a pro athlete, probably won't ever take a pro snap, plus he seems kinda toolish at times, but he still snagged a girl with the biggest tits I've ever seen. Roger Federer is one of the greatest tennis players of all time, has made millions of dollars in tourneys and endorsements, yet the man's still marrying the girl in the pic. I think this means tennis is the worst sport on the planet, but maybe it just means that Tebow's awesome. Either way, my friends and I have been drinking and debating the issue all night.

I love art

This is how to make green work

There's a big part of me that thinks the whole green thing is absolute bullshit. I mean part of me likes it and yeah we should be doing good stuff for the environment, but I love SUVs, and on an global note no matter how much we go green (and no matter the cost) it doesn't really matter much if China and the rest of the world are doing whatever the fuck they want. Now, if I can roll like a fucking pimp in the Tesla Model S which is supposed to retail for 50k, and go 300 miles on a 45 Minute Quick Charge, and comfortably fit 5 adults and 2 children (really?), THEN HELL YES I WANT ONE.

I'll gladly go green, shit I'll even go back to listening to Phish, hook it up.

Free Strips of Paper!

Have you seen this cat?

Why do you think Pauly Shore went to Africa?

Pauly has some killer lines in here. The last time I heard his name mentioned was from some guys I worked with talking about him MCing a party in Vegas. While the party was definitely awesome (not sure how much Pauly Shore added to that), it's good to see him back behind the camera. Some of his lines in this trailer are hilarious.

Bruno Trailer

Looks pretty awesome but so many parts, even just from watching this trailer, look way more staged than anything from Borat.  You gotta wonder how real this movie is.

Dawg Fight

Dawg Fight comes from the makers of Cocaine Cowboys, which now has a sequel Hustlin' with the Godmother.  Looks like it should be pretty awesome.  If you've never seen the old Kimbo Slice fights go over to youtube and check those out, way more intense than any of the MMA shit.