Bowl Game Goodies

It appears the badgers got a "$400 Best Buy Party" where they get to go on a spending spree in a Best Buy as a reward for getting killed in the bowl.   Here's an article and list all about SWAG.

If it feels good do it. If you got a problem, blame someone else.

I don't care what anyone says: Bush is a fucking genius. Number 9 may be the best advice I've ever heard.

HAHAHA

Bonzi Wells, dude who looks like he always just smoked a bowl, is in China hoopin. I caught this a while ago and wish I had followed it up because I have found some of the funniest stuff about him.

Keep in mind Bonzi went all "I got a family to feed" and turned down a 38.5 million dollar offer.  He now plays in the Chinese league and is making 40k for the season.

Here's a link to a funny little rundown on how his life's going.  On the plus side they call him "Majesty" and he's getting loads of buckets, on the down side...I got nothing, he's still making 40k just jacking and gettin' easy buckets over little asian dudes, they even let him play point, he's livin the dream.

In game 360?

This is not something you see very often, and certainly not something we've seen from J-Rich in a while. It was also a sweet play from Shaq, they don't show it but he ripped down a huge board, shrugged off some dudes like it was nothing, and then threw a dart to hit J-Rich.

Purple Drank

So, evidently there's a new drink out there called "Drank."  This purple drink promises to be "the first EXTREME RELAXATION drink" (see what they did with the caps? EXTREME).  The slogan is "'Just Slow Your Roll' with Drank." 

I'll give it a go.  Of course this drank is the polar opposite of the drank we used to have at school.  There was nothing like a good ol drank party, the evil everclear, horrid gotrut, and fear of being hogtied or put in a cage that kept Rusty from every rejoining in the fun.  Those were the days.

Champagne Post

I got mad Champagne opening skills, I've mastered the opening a bottle with a knife technique.  It's something I learned from watching crazy amounts of Food Network, and while it's pretty fucking sweet it's wholly impractical. I hope to demonstrate tomorrow.

In other news, here's some cool information about champagne.

Top 25 Songs of 2008 at once

This video is almost as impressive as Chris Brown's shirt (love the 2nd answer's source) in the "With You" video.

Awesome

The Streets

Radio Milwaukee (88.9) has been playing a new song from The Streets and I dig it.

If you like that check out some of there other stuff including an old favorite "Fit but you know it."

I hope my kids are never doctors

So my boy is back from Med School and hot damn does he have some horror stories. Besides the insane number of hours that he's in class/studying here are some highlights:

1) Don't be fat. He's dissecting human cadavers and says that fat people are disgusting, and especially hard to find certain areas of their bodies.
2) He cut off rib cages, sawed through skulls, and pulled off faces.
3) He taught his 32 year old homosexual lab partner how to finger a chick on a cadaver.

Amazingly terrifying stories when you hear them from him. He also refers to all doctors as "competently dumb" or something like that, basically meaning that a lot of them are idiots but they're good at studying and memorizing. It's a little scary. Atleast he's got the million dollar hand to fall back on.

Festivus for the Rest of Us

Pretty sure the Rifkins actually celebrate this holiday. Although with the size of Schwa's dad (nickname: Jumbo) the holiday may never end.

Bo Yo, Greatest rapper ever?

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Bo Burnham is awesome, his lyrics are off the hook. Reminds me of the Flight of the Conchords rap except longer and better, he's sweet.

"I spit fire like I just blew a demon, my shit's so hot I'll leave your toiletbowl steamin"

"Consider yourself warned...I'm offensive and creative like handicap porn"

"Play the skin flute, your big boy sings.  If you wanna take it all wear african neck rings"

Also check out Bo Fo' Sho'

"The parents be snickerin, he shouldn't have written it, but I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit"

"Gimme the bottle, I'll chug 2/3s cuz you bitches no fractions speak louder than words"

"We're in the hood, I'll take what you give me. Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively"

The next great HBO series

East Bound & Down is a new comedy from Danny McBride, Will Ferrell and HBO. If that's not a winning combination I don't know what is. There's a  trailer when you click the link with interviews with mcbride and ferrell.  The show's gonna be absolutely hilarious and I think McBride has burst on the scene stealing several of the movies he's in (he may be the only watchable part of Heartbreak Kid, devil's lettuce anyone?). 

Get excited for another HBO hit and is there any question of how much better they are than every other network?  Why can no one else even come close to getting it right?

The Wrestler

This is going to be one of the best movies you'll see in a while. I saw a preview for this a while back and got excited, as it has started to get press I've gotten more excited, while reading of it in Esquire I was ready to go to the indy theatre to see it, and after hearing it be endorsed by a friend I had a full blown hard on. I'm real excited to see a great movie.

IMDB in the hanukkah mode

This is cool cuz I'm getting fed up with all the xmas shit. At least we know the jews still run hollywood.

I think this looks good

I saw this as a preview to the DVD version of Tropic Thunder. I've seen TT before, the movie starts with fake trailers for the fake actors in the movie. As I was watching I thought The Soloist was one of those fake trailers, but at the same time I was thinking this actually looks really good.

I also think that 7 pounds looks shitty as hell. It reminds me of The Pursuit of Happyness which was shitty as hell. It must be the same director and if it is then it is definitely gonna be shitty as hell.

Wow

I stumbled across these breakdancing bieos and these guys are freaking amazing. I think this guy above is the best, but here's a competition of some of the world's best and I gotta say, the guy who wins is unreal.

I think this would totally make a cool traveling show and I would definitely check it out if it ever came to town.

Merry Xmas to the Goyim

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

My fav xmas video ever!

Went to a chinese restaurant with the family last night. We/I had never really done that before, but now I have the last two years. It's a great little tradition, only problem is all the fucking jews that are out.

Crazy Asian Game Show

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This kinda bothers me but in the end I feel really good cuz the animals get to eat all the food. I think it's so funny to watch a dog salivate over food. And that is a well trained monkey.

There's a run on broken shins this year

Is the shin the new acl tear? I can't really think of any ACL tears this year and I've seen my first, second and now third destroyed shins.

Jet player fights back

Atleast these weren't the Jets fans, though I couldn't really blame them.

KarmaLoop HUGE SALE

Karmaloop is an awesome website with hip urban gear, anything ranging from jackets to watches and shoes.  Tons of of the newest and hottest brands.  Now, for the next two days the site is having a blowout 50% off sale.  This is awesome, there's a ton of stuff I've wanted and now at half off I gotsta pull the trigger.

DG's Dream

For fantasy freaks out there this has got to be a pretty ballin thing to have.  I see this as being an awesome little thing for a group of guys who always do a league each year or even an office.  We have a championship belt that rotates around the office to the top point scorer each week, but this would be awesome to have at your place all year long to mock your boys  every time they came over.  And actually, they make a $300 version which with 12 guys if you used it for a few years really wouldn't be that much on a per year basis.  Pretty cool thing with how serious people are with Fantasy Football.

Rusty Shackleford, Loan Officer

What?

More Steve Nash Funny

This looks awesome.

Didn't say anything about Apatow or any of the crew but I gotta believe it is. If not, it still looks awesome.

Reason to get a my space account

Self-shot girls of myspace.  So I'm getting my phone fixed at verizon (great guy helping me, the best, very rare) and we get to talking about the facebook app and he's like "oh you should check out the myspace app," all I could think was "Dude I went to college, I don't have a myspace page."

Is this photoshopped?

Fatboy Slim does it again

"Toe Jam" by Fatboy Slim, one of the coolest, most random, and original videos I've ever seen.  Also if you haven't seen "Weapon of Choice" you're a fool, Christopher Walken is just amazing.

Depressing

I just realized I no longer have winter break, I now have 4 days off.  Just another perk of the work world.  In pictures:

Winter Break 

4 days off

Coolest way to BLOW your nose (Pun points?)

Pretty sweet little tissue holder, not that I ever thought I'd call a tissue holder sweet.

Cool Little NBA quiz:

How many teams can you name in 3:00 minutes?

I missed one and it really pissed me off. The local team is the least remembered team, remembered only by 68% of quiz takers.

Bush makin moves

Oh NO

ouch

Get Pumped

Enjoyed this, just saw it for the first time

Barack is a horrible dancer

Top Chef

Pretty good episode of top chef tonight few things to think about:

1) Did you see Padma? Holy shit, if they came out with a webisode of her in that top just eating the meal I would watch that over and over again, beautiful.
2)Can anyone explain to me what Daniel was talking about at the end of the episode? Barry Sanders and referees and jersey pulling and making the call? He kept saying "You know" and I had no freaking clue.
3) I hope the European dude boinks the lesbian.

This is the Jam.

Hearing this song makes me wish I were a beautiful women so that Gregory "Nineball" Bostrum could write a song and serenade me. Not that he can't, it would just be less awkward if I were a girl.

I'm excited for Flight of the Conchords

Today in the JA Adande Lounge, SNOOP DOGG

I guess this is from November. This is just weird.

Lebron James Dunk Contest (vs. Toronto Raptors)

Tales from Abroad

Here's a quick check in from one of my boys over in Korea:

"just demolished my first truly asian vag this past weekend, and the best part is, as she faded her speech in and out of korean, she kept sayin, "u have such big things!!"

but yea, i've been being good in this country otherwise, just needed a quick reprieve, like MJ gettin gatorade or somethin, now i'm good for a minute or two!"

Wow, and someone decided it was safe for this illiterate to teach English to Korean children.

Damn, well done Jigga man

Go watch the Beyonce video for Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It).  Beyonce and the two other dances are so fucking sexy, the dance moves are insane the light effect where they make it all bright is awesome, all in all a very well done video.  My one problem is the robot hand that Beyonce has, I don't get it.

Party Car

From the Dayton Daily News:

Man with keg in vehicle admits to drinking, driving

Staff Report
Monday, December 08, 2008

A roundup of unusual and noteworthy items from area police departments:

CLAYTON — Nov. 30: An officer responded to the intersection of Southway Road and Crestway Drive on a welfare check call and observed a running vehicle in the roadway. The registration was expired and the odor of alcohol was detected on the subject. The subject admitted to drinking alcohol and a beer keg with a tap in it was in the passenger seat. The spigot was resting on the center console and was dripping. The subject submitted to field sobriety tests and was arrested for operating a vehicle intoxicated. He was also cited for expired registration and open container.

— Compiled by Angela Watson Gay. Contact this reporter at (937) 225-2374 or anwatson@DaytonDailyNews.com.

Crazy, reminds me of a guy who told me about how in high school he used to drive around and hot box his car with a six foot bong with his friends.  These guys should party together.

Corbin's Dream Car?

Buy Barack Obama's 2005 Chrysler 300 here.  Pretty lame that he traded in the wannabe bentley for a Ford Escape Hybrid because of pressure.  I bet Dubya's gonna drive a Hummer, or F-350, dubya.

Darko is Strong

Darko Milicic has been a major NBA bust. Recently he's come out and said that when his contract runs out he plans to go back to Europe to play over there. I hope he does, and I hope he goes on to have a great career. I feel like the NBA and pressure put on him, the systems that coaches have run and ways he has been used, and the media and fan attacks have truly stunted this player. He said he wants to be much more than a big strong defender, he wants to play offense and score buckets and I think he will be perfect in a European system (it would even be fun to see him go to the knicks). Dude can supposedly rain 3s effortlessly.

Anyway, he is mad strong. Here's some shitty footage but evidently last night he got his fourth foul and in a sour mood tore his jersey right down the middle, I can't think of hearing or seeing anything like that, shit it's hard enough to rip a tshirt down the middle.

Kevin Garnett is a huge dick.

KG is undoubtedly one of the top players in the league and has had a great NBA career especially after finally winning his first championship. Because of his career to this point, his hard play, and his willingness to toil with a horrible Minnesota team, he has been given a pass to be as big of a dick as he wants in the league.

Yet despite his place in the NBA he is without a doubt the biggest shit talker on the court and a huge dick. Supposedly the things he says are just absolutely horrible (I'm picturing slow-mo video of him yelling "Come on you fucking faggots" at the audience). To be honest I'm surprised he never was penalized in some way by the league and asked to reel this in. He also has a habit of picking on some of the least deserving people, epic screamfests at Joel Pryzbilla going back to his buck days, and recently Jose Calderon and Jerryd Bayless.

I really hope the NBA does something because it's getting pretty obnoxious.

Jose Calderon:

Jerryd Bayless:

I'll take one Bacon Machine, please

Schwa with Wando's find

Schwa found this dicktation in the Wando's bathroom.  Great find.  You watching Summer Heights High yet?

JCC Bball League Update

I'm bout to demand a trade.  My team's now fallen to 1-3.  We're not playing like a team, we're shooting a horrible percentage, getting out rebounded, and I got some old ass dude from my own team talking shit to me.  This is the reason I don't go out on saturday nights?  Not worth it.

We have a pretty 1-4 options, the problem is that we have two dudes over 50, one of them is the captain and the other is the captain's boy.  Our 4 is also a really nice guy and is content subbing out when really the old dudes should be the only ones subbing out.  So at points of the game today we have these two geezers who do nothing but take up space, miss shots, and turn the ball over.   We go into the half down 37-17, shooting probably 20% and I'm o-2 from the field, the old dudes are probably a combined 0-10.  

I'm all frustrated, so I'm like alright I'm just gonna get mine.  So i demand the ball when we come up the court and for some dumbass reason start passing when I shoulda been jacking.  We immediately go on like a 9-2 run with me assisting on prob all of these buckets.  Alright, things are looking up but quickly go sour again, and despite me assisting on 6 of our first 8 buckets of the half we still got old as dude dribbling the ball up, doing nothing, not attacking, and turning the ball over.

I'm like alright, games over time to get mine, I make a few nice layups, get a few fouls, and airball a three.  After the airball old dude on the bench says something like "oh another great shot" and I'm like are you serious?  So i start yelling at grandpa, calling him old, telling him he's garbage, that he shoots ten percent, that he never passes, that I have more assists this game than he has all season blah blah blah.  This also goes back to last game when the same thing happened, we're down in the second half, I start bringing the ball up, get some assists and after one I'm like "who's counting my assists" and old as dude is like "Yeah right you don't have any."

So, he changes and leaves as we lose the game (I scored a bucket with about 30 seconds left, and then was pressing and black guy with a gold grill is talking shit, so I picked him at half but didn't get the layup off before the buzzer, I prob woulda missed it anyway).  

In summation, old people suck at life and bball.  My teams like "oh just talk to him before next week," and I'm like "Captain, check your boy in cuz he's about to get some trouble.  I will talk to him next week and I'm gonna tell him if he mouths off to me again he's gonna catch a hard screen or a ball to the face from me!"

So if any J team is looking for a point forward/slasher type who plays alright D, I'm on the block!

On the plus side I scored my first ever left handed layup today, I been working on those.  And I got the Better Basketball Shooting  DVD with JJ Reddick, WATCH OUT!

GWOP

Gwop: Money; derived from George Washington on Paper

Ninjas vs. Pirates

Ninja Throwing Star Magnets pretty cool way to post things on your fridge.Pirate Knife Hooks act as hangers for you walls.

Overheard at Work

Phone Call:

"Hey you wanna hear a joke?"

"So this affluent couple of wealthy people has lost a ton of money in the market, sound familiar HAHAHAHA?" (Laugh was very weird)

"So they're trying to save money and the husband goes to the wive 'you know if you just learned how to cook we could fire the chef' to which the wife says to the husband 'Yeah, and if you just learned how to fuck we could fire the chauffeur.'"

Polsky's dream come true

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Already working on my beach muscles

Rehab is evidently the most balling party on the vegas strip, it's also the subject of the tv show Rehab Party on TruTV.  Now I had never heard of TruTV before but the show is fucking amazing.  My brother and I caught an episode over thanksgiving in Florida, and when it ended he said "God, I hope there's another episode on right now" and spent the next few days checking the guide for it to repeat.

Anyone wanna go to rehab with me?

"I don't pay people I can beat up"

Al Jefferson could be onto something:

"Apparently Al Jefferson and Sebastian Telfair had a friendly wager; Al challenged Bassy's ability to dunk the ball, putting $500 on it. Bassy apparently tossed the ball off the backboard and jammed it home. Bassy openly questioned Al about where his money was; Al responded jokingly, 'I don't pay people I can beat up ...' Guess Al forgets Sebastian is from Conley Island – they don't play in Coney Island."

Bogut gives Milwaukee love

Andrew Bogut from his blog:

"Let me tell you why I like Milwaukee. After my brunch meal of an egg sandwich or some sort, I asked the waitress for a cappuccino. She then informed me they just had regular coffee so I told her that's ok and not to worry about it. I guess as she went to the bar a patron must have over heard her asking the boss if they could do a cappuccino. Then get this, this gem of guy goes a couple of doors down in the freezing cold, buys a cappuccino and sends it up to my table. I couldn't believe it. It's not about the money at all, it's the gesture, and I highly respect and appreciate that there are still great people in this world. As I left I went and talked to him for a couple of minutes and thanked him for the drink. I offered him a drink in return but he told me not to worry about, he was just a fan that enjoyed watching us play. People knock Milwaukee all the time, but I don't think you could tell a story like that if you lived in a bigger city. Great stuff."

Lebron James VI "Chalk"

Cool commercial that keeps growing on me as I see it over and over again on NBATV. Don't really understand why they needed Lil Wayne in it. Song is called Candyman by Cornershop, it's kinda good, pretty chill some hip hop in the real version, I love the guitar.

ACC-Big Ten Challenge

Awesome win last night for the badgers.  I assumed at the end that the badgers would easily put this game away, a team that's coached this well should do that.  Of course I didn't factor in the 4 made 3 pointers in the last 50 seconds or the fouled three point shot.  Thankfully Trevon took care of business.  I would be talking so much shit after that and be hooking up with so many chicks, go get em Trevon.

As for the challenge, here's a few facts:

-It's called the ACC-Big Ten Challenge and the Big Ten-ACC Challenge, switching every year, but with the way the Big Ten has been consistently owned I think we should stick with the former.

-The tourney started in 1999 and the ACC has won every year.

-Only Michigan State of the Big Ten has a winning record.

-Wisconsin's second with a record of 4-6 including this season.

-Duke is undefeated.

 -Miami is up 36-33 on OSU at half, Illinois 34-29 vs. Clemson before half, Iowa's losing 38-32 to BC, Duke Purdue at 8 should be a pretty good game.

-There are 11 teams in the Big Ten.

Fuck the Rain!

While incurring the wrath of god with a big FU is not always a smart move, this umbrella is ballin.

Pete Carroll is a dude

No, he doesn't bang her but for or their upcoming game against the UCLA Bruins the USC Trojans have decided to wear red even though they're the away team and will be penalized two timeouts.  Say's Coach Pete Carroll "I don't care about it right now."  Two timeouts, one in each half, is really no big deal especially for the ass-whooping the trojans will put on UCLA this weekend.

Let's Buy Some Purses!

This is the Louis Vuitton flagship store on 5th Avenue in New York and it's freaking hot. I think it looks awesome and is sure to draw attention and really set the store apart for the holiday season.  I can't imagine how expensive this must have been to create, and how expensive the rents are at this store.  Of course that doesn't really matter because flagships stores like this are so much more about presenting and setting apart the brand than actual sales.

This is so true.

This song just jacks me up. I didn't realize it until I saw his standup last night on Comedy Central. I'm bout to listen to this song everyday before work and just get my intern hustle on!

My Jam.

If this song doesn't pump you up go hit your head against a wall. Dream girls is actually pretty dope. Yeah I said it.

Kobe vs. MJ

Very cool mix with The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford. I saw that movie, I have to watch it again. It was a good movie that was beautifully done but real slow, I really have to watch it again to form more of an opinion.

That's in some ways the same way I feel about Kobe vs. MJ. There never will be another MJ but some of the stats in Kobe's favor are pretty amazing. I guess at the end of the day none of it matters because LBJ is gonna be the GOAT (I'm bout to take the 5 to 1 odds on Cavs winning the Chip).