So my boy is back from Med School and hot damn does he have some horror stories. Besides the insane number of hours that he's in class/studying here are some highlights:
1) Don't be fat. He's dissecting human cadavers and says that fat people are disgusting, and especially hard to find certain areas of their bodies.
2) He cut off rib cages, sawed through skulls, and pulled off faces.
3) He taught his 32 year old homosexual lab partner how to finger a chick on a cadaver.
Amazingly terrifying stories when you hear them from him. He also refers to all doctors as "competently dumb" or something like that, basically meaning that a lot of them are idiots but they're good at studying and memorizing. It's a little scary. Atleast he's got the million dollar hand to fall back on.
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