Purple Drank

So, evidently there's a new drink out there called "Drank."  This purple drink promises to be "the first EXTREME RELAXATION drink" (see what they did with the caps? EXTREME).  The slogan is "'Just Slow Your Roll' with Drank." 

I'll give it a go.  Of course this drank is the polar opposite of the drank we used to have at school.  There was nothing like a good ol drank party, the evil everclear, horrid gotrut, and fear of being hogtied or put in a cage that kept Rusty from every rejoining in the fun.  Those were the days.