Tim Tebow is probably the best college football player ever and his girlfriend has huge tits. Congrats on being such a lucky dick Tebow. He actually seems kinda cool and I think his missionary work is probably pretty noble and maybe he even helps people, I'm even willing to overlook the whole forcing religion on people part of the mission. So I don't really hate him, but no man who loves god as much as himshould be able to have it all (it all being football success and big boobs to play with).
His love of god is offensive. I've yet to ever see an interview with him where he doesn't spend the first 15 seconds praising god. Tonight I changed the channel before anyone had the chance to get a mic in front of him.
Anyway, the reason I wrote this post was to commend some talking voice on ESPN radio. Unfortunately, I can't remember who it was so I can't send him any cash or anything, but I hope someone at ESPN remembers and gives him a pat on the back or a Beej or something.
And to the point: The guy on ESPN said this:
"I don't know if I can pick a winner right now, but I'll tell you this: If the game is on the line and Tim Tebow has the ball with a chance to win this game, Florida will be the national champion."
Now granted they were up 3 when Florida got the ball back, but I just thought that was a great drive at the end of the game and think that Tebow is the man. I really hope he does well in the NFL, and I really wish the announcers hadn't called him Superman all night long.
That is all (look at those boobs again to redeem the rambling) (It's very late for me).
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