Old Guy from my Company: um uh haha huh, I actually already ate my lunch, um ah (No idea how to handle this random dude's comment)
Guy in Elevator: Nah, I'm just playing, but we can...(turns to girl in elevator) Anyway, you know how I'm always asking people for money, hey can I have 5 dollars?
Girl: HAHAHA, you only ask me for $1. (This bitch may be dumber than the Elf fan)
Guy in Elevator: Yeah well one day Scott pulled me aside, and he's like "You know, if you really need something I can lend you some money"(in Chappelle's white people voice) and I'm like MAN HOW WHITE ARE YOU? Ok, I need 100 thousand dollars...but he didn't have that.
Girl: HAHAHA, you only ask me for $1. (This bitch may be dumber than the Elf fan)
Guy in Elevator: Yeah well one day Scott pulled me aside, and he's like "You know, if you really need something I can lend you some money"(in Chappelle's white people voice) and I'm like MAN HOW WHITE ARE YOU? Ok, I need 100 thousand dollars...but he didn't have that.
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