Bidets

Bidet's are awesome. I definitely intend to have one in my house and could see the benefits of having one for the conversation alone. I think it is a very classy thing to be able to provide your guests and that it's a nice service to have for your friends and family.

Bidets are also the single greatest way to cool off. There is nothing better than rinsing your backside with cool water on a hot day. It instantly cools your core body temp at least 5 degrees.

Once in Italy with the rugby team one of the guys I was traveling with had food poisoning. We went out the bars and when we came back the room was an absolute disaster, reaked like the inside of an elephant's anus, my 6'5" buddy was passed out butt ass naked in my bed and he had spent the evening shitting in the toilet and puking in the bidet. I slept on the floor of someone else's room.