Things I Love

Coolest Book I've Seen in a While

The Macrophenomenal Pro Basketball Almanac is one of the coolest and craziest books I've ever read.  If you're a fan of the NBA you need to order this book right now.  Born from the creators of freedarko.com, a very different but entertaining basketball blog, this book looks at the NBA and its players differently than anything has in the past.  Check out the book's site to get some excerpts and an idea of what it's like, especially the amazing artwork.  The writers are all huge fans and break down player's games at a very deep level, they also use an amazing mix of statistics and charts that shine a different light on the NBA.

Great Throw In.

This is extreme.

Way glad my rite of passage involved some hebrew school and a kickass party and not this.

Cool NFL Fans

Don't know if anyone else noticed it but a couple of NFL fans made some fresh moves on national tv today.  The first came in Buffalo.  When a 49er scored a TD and attempted to hand the ball to a fan in the stands the Bills fan wasn't having any of it and smacked it out of the players hand breaking up the hand off.  Then it happened again in the Packers game after Deangelo Williams go ahead touchdown.  He attempted to toss the ball to some jackass Panther fans in the endzone only to have the pass broken up by a Packer fan.  Hell yeah!

Cool Real Pics

Check out more here.

Nice Dunk.

The best thing about this dunk is the poor dude who gets dunked on trying to get up afterwards.  I got hope I never get dunked on.

Start of college hoops, especially early season games of athletes vs. not should make for some good high lights.

I think Gerald Henderson on Duke may be the best dunker in the country, mad hops.  Also, Scotty Hopson on UT is badass.

Can't really imagine this going much worse. (gotta click)

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SNL

This skit was evidently left off SNL for some reason.  I enjoy it.  I'm an Andy Samberg fan and think the digital shorts are fucking awesome, and I was enjoying his stuff on The Lonely Island before he was on SNL.

Some Digital Shorts:

Lazy Sunday
 Natalie Portman Rap

Iran

Dick in a Box

I think the Natalie Portman is the best but when I first saw the Lazy Sunday I must have watched in 300 times in a day or something.  I'm not a big fan of Dick in a box though.

I just like this: Business Meeting

Get back to the phones! (click this link)

Not exactly positive but I'm pretty sure after rolling her ankle and then knocking herself unconscious she sharts herself.

It's really only the first 5 seconds, on repeat, that matter.

Wordtoyour.com

Funny little site with some hilarious pics.

Sexy People

The Sexy People blog is good for some laughs, or atleast some head shakes.  I also love the juxtaposition of the pics for this entry and the last.

Greatest Photo Shoot of the Year

The GQ with Megan Fox had the hottest pics I've seen all year (and with my internet time, I've seen a lot), anyway now there are more pics from the shoot.  If anyone can find poster size copies anywhere let me know.

I rarely find tattoos sexy but hers work.

Summer Heights High

I find this show to be extremely funny. It's on after Entourage and one day I was like alright I'll give it a shot. Which was a big concession after the last british humor blew serious donkey dick. Anyway, this show is pretty fucking awesome. The actor plays three characters a drama teacher, a private school girl, and Jonah and badass dysfunctional Tongan schoolboy. It's pretty dry humor but I love it.

I also love his:

It's a dicktation, you just draw a dick and then write tation.

Hitler on RWUL?

This isn't exactly funny, but it's insanely well written, and I guess humorous in a dark way.  I'd say you have to be a bball fan to enjoy it.

French Slip N Slide

From my french friend Jerome:
We have an habit in Toulouse: when you have a new apartment, you invite all your friends to party, and later in the night, you organize a "ventri'glisse" (ventre=body and glisse=to slide) And I'm a champion at this sport. That explains the photos... I removed the tag on some of them though...

How else would I feel safe walking the dog?

Bummer. (click for full)

Lost trailer.

Just wait for it.

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, dark

Dark.

Wow, this is awesome.

This hit is unreal. This catch is also unreal. I'm also pretty sure that the guy who made the hit came from the sideline, there's no reason he should have been in position to tee off on the guy like that.

New Pixar

UP

TED Ideas worth spreading

Stumbled across this site when I found video of the dancer earlier tonight and I haven't been able to get off it. Amazing site that is a collection of different "talks" on a wide variety of topics. It's amazing idea and a great forum for amazing creative people to share their visions with the world. All of them that I've watched have been extremely eye opening, funny, creative, a whole range of different emotions. Check out Chris Jordan: Picturing excess and the rest of TED.

COOL ART

Wants For Sale and Needs For Sale is a cool little art site created by a couple from New York.  In a nut shell if there's something they want they paint a picture of it and then sell it for the price of the item and go out and get it.  I think the paintings are all really cool looking, they're simple but all fun.  It doesn't seem like they update the site but they also take orders for things that you want.  Cool Obama painting is on the site now.

Short

The Most Interesting Brand in the World?

I hope the Dos Equis ad people are paid very well because they're extremely good at what they do.  Their Most Interesting Man in the World Commercials were amazing and as a continuation of the campaign they are putting on a stage show called The Most Interesting Show in the world that looks amazing.  It was in Chicago on the 6th and I wish I had known about it then.  Check out the trailer here.

This guy's in the show and he's freaking amazing:

Steve Nash is a funny Canadian

"When you think of MJ what's the first thing that comes to your mind? Me"

Skee-Ball in Bars is Awesome

I don't know what made me think of this but last year I was at a bar in New York that had two skee-ball machines in the middle of the bar. While it seems odd it was one of the coolest things I've seen in a bar. The feeling you get form seeing a skee-ball machine was just awesome and factor in the drinking game fun and competition that comes with them and you have a recipe for a great time. I think it's a great investment for any bar and could even become a small revenue generator. Should I ever operate a bar this will be one of my first purchases.

I guess there's even leagues devoted to it, video.

Killer Drinks

With some badass ice cubes. 

Remind me of high school math.

I think this is a slick watch. Little steep for the intern salary, if anyone out there can find a knock-off I'd be all in.

Dikembe Makes Funny

I can't decide which is funnier "Pasta Pasta, it wasnamed after Pasta" or yelling "I got you" at the bowling pins. It's crazy to think that he was attending Georgetown to become a Doctor before being convinced to play basketball. Also, he speaks nine different languages.

At some points he kinda sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger and that got me thinking how funny it would be to have video of the two of them hanging out back in the day.

Someone should turn this into a PSA.

The #1 reason to stay out of prison:

This guys sorta like the "boogie man", but he's the "booty man":

Liking drinking heaven, if drinking lots of heaven got you drunk

When I had my first drink of St. Germain it made me wish I suffered from a terrible disease, a terrible disease called alcoholism.  

Sometimes, I wish it was acceptable to drink all day because there is no drink I would rather drink than St. Germain.  

Before you savor this delightful cocktail I suggest you read how the beautiful elderflower is carefully transformed in to all that is good.   I did not think there was anything that could make this sweet liqueur taste any sweeter until I learned the story of its creation and saw pictures of the beautiful men who bring these lovely flowers from the hills to my mouth.

The story of the creation of each bottle of St. Germain seems too beautiful to be real.  The tale involves a blossoming flower, some wonderful men, and my desire to lose feeling in my legs.  Please learn more here.

Somewhat Shocking.

Poor Sayid Nagadish, Ali Bangali and Padek Paresh

How do I become a judge?

#1 RWUL poster Woz finds great hit

Who cares if it's late?

It's Gooey!

Reminds me of Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Pretty Sweet

Top Chef Season 5 Tonight!

Real pumped, the chefs are unleashed in the Big Apple.  The first episode is always one of my favorites, you start the new season, see Padma again, and get to watch by far the least qualified chef get booted off the show.  Sometimes I wonder if they try to pick someone who's horribly unqualified to save a real chef from the embarrassment, or just as a joke.  Can't wait to see the McDonalds line cook they kick off tonight!

Greg Oden Returns

Greg Oden's coming back early tonight in a nationally televised game against the Heat.  Though they'll be bringing him off the bench I'm pretty excited to see his return and see what he's got.  The game also will feature B-Easy Michael Beasley, my man cuz he just gets buckets, and look for Rudy Fernandez to have a big game with B-Roy probably out because of an injury.  Should be a good game.

Also, Oden named his dog Charles Barkley Mclovin:

Packin' Heat

These are handwarmers.  Using some fancy chemistry stuff that involves super saturation and sodium acetate they're totally reusable and totally dangerous/badass when used in public.

Shaq-Deez

After going for 29 and 11 against the Bucks the other night The Big Cactus had this to say about the opposition on his twitter page:

"On the plane back to #PHX, another Suns W.  Bogut is Erika Dampier with a beard."

Dissing two chumps in one sentence, I like.

Blackmail Proof Yourself!

Stu Rasmussen, a 20 year politician in Silverton, PA recently unseated the incumbent to begin his third term as mayor of the city 45 miles south of Portland.

The thing that separates this election from other mayoral elections is that Mayor Rasmussen may have been along with Gov Palin on those wild shopping sprees.  Added since his last running for mayor are some 3-inch heels and some boobies.  "I am a dude.  I am a heterosexual male who appears to be female."

With Rasmussen outting himself, the campaign was focused completely on policy issues.  Says Rasmussen: "I've blackmail proofed myself."  

So, if anyone out there is worried about being blackmailed, you know what to do.

Big Wife

Someone on the Phone at Work Today:

"For how smart he is he coulda atleast put a condom on."

"What was that device they used...a ring?"

"Sounds totally questionable."

Ah, the glorious ring comes up even in the office.  I have never experienced the ring firsthand, but an unnamed friend once told me of a chance encounter with it that I will now share.

My boy's about to do some work and like any good gent he's providing an ample amount of foreplay.  So he's giving her the 2 finger special and all of a sudden he feels something inside her.  He recoils in fear and says "I think there's something in there."

To which the girl responds in a high pitched voice, "IT'S MY RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING"

So guys, watch out! Evidently the ring may be "Totally questionable."

Quiznos' Sammies

Schwa brings up a very good point, Sammies are amazing.  If anyone hasn't tried them go out and get some.  They're a great little lunch full of flavor.  They now come in 6 different varieties: Sonoma Turkey, Italiano, Alpine Chicken, Bistro Steak Melt, Cantina Chicken and Roadhouse Steak.  I've tried all but the last two, and they are all delicious.  I wanna say they're pretty reasonably priced, and if i were you I would even pass on the bag of chips and just go for 3 or 4 sammies.  While 2 Sammies, chips and a drink is a meal, 3 or 4 sammies with a glass of water is a delicious meal.

Quiznos is the shit in general.  I always enjoy their sandwiches but they are probably the sub brand that I eat the least.  Damn, I'm prob gonna have to find a quiznos tomorrow.

*TONIGHT* Dave Chappelle returns to Inside the Actors Studio

Dave Chappelle's been out of the public eye for a while but whenever he pops up he always makes a classic appearance.  For anyone who hasn't seen the Dave Chappelle Inside the Actor's Studio, do so now.  It's an absolute classic, besides being hilarious, it is also incredibly moving and gives tons of insight into who Dave Chappelle is.

Anyway, Dave's back on tonight to rekindle the great chemistry that James Lipton and he demonstrated their last time together as he hosts the 200th episode and interviews Lipton.  I highly recommend everyone check it out.  Here are some clips.

Motheringhut.com

Motheringhut.com is the t-shirt shop of a bizarre Washington sports website called wizznuttzz.  While the site and its content is a little weird even for me, the shirts always feature crisp design and smart sports humor.  They randomly update their designs but you can always find some classics from the TO inspired shirt above, to Obama inspirations including a Punahou "Barry Obama" throwback jersey (check out the team pic, thankfully they pointed out Barack).

Fresh Move

E-waste

Just saw a piece on 60 minutes about new pollution that is caused by electronic waste (computers, cell phones, TVs). This is becoming a huge problem for the world to deal with and is leading to major pollution problems especially in Asian countries. I had never realized the importance of recycling this type of waste, but it's definitly something to think about. The piece said that Americans throw away 130,000 computers a day. Here's a link to an article that has some video and includes some great footage of a town in China that is one of the most polluted places in the world.

City Lights

I've always photos from space to be pretty interesting, and this article gives a great little rundown on getting some of those pictures and includes a sweet gallery with big downloadable pics.  The shot above is of Chicago.  It's really cool to see the differences in cities, from the street patterns of US and European style cities to the different colors caused by different types of light.  The article even mentions that NASA is working to create a night time version of Google Earth which will be pretty sweet to play around with, though seems totally useless otherwise.  Check out the article and especially the gallery here.

You can't get drunk on that!

Bums. I'm not a big fan. I tell you one thing I don't miss about Madison is avoiding all the bums on state street. My roomate had a sweet system worked out with one of them. Every morning he'd have to walk past a park where they'd always ask for change, and knowing how much this was going to piss him off on a daily basis he came up with a solution. He bought the bum out. He gave him ten bucks early in the semester and told him that if he gave him the money, him and none of his buddies could bother him for the rest of the year. From then on he no longer was bothered by the bums and instead got a simple head nod as he walked to class.

Some friends this weekend were telling me about Chicago bums and I found the stories interesting. Evidently Chicago has developed a breed of choosy bums. In one story a friend saw the bum, and decided to do something nice so he walked into a convenience store and bought the bum some peanuts, thinking protein this'll be good. When he gave said peanuts to the bum the bum looked at them and said, "Oh yeah, thanks this is great, but could you go back in there and get me some gummy bears?" And in another tale a friend offered a cupcake to a bum who was asking for food with his son thinking the son would love a nice cupcake and the father said "No, I'm holding out for a cheeseburger."  Holding out for a cheeseburger, I hope I never have that problem.

Anyway, saw this clip and that got me thinking of bums, check out Life & Times of Tim on HBO tonight.

Tracy Morgan=Hilarious

If you ever have some free time check out some Tracy Morgan videos, dude is hilarious.  I'm starting to watch 30 rock and he's funny as hell on that too.  Below is one of my favorite videos, but in another youtube with Dave Letterman, Dave asks him what's he's doing and he says: "What do I do with my free time, ahhh, I'm just doing Karate and trying to get females pregnant."  He's totally serious too, check out this video:

JCC Basketball League

Today was the first day of the league, did my thing team got the W prob 69-54.  Here's my stats, since I'm sure the world is dying to know.

TEAM: GRUBER LAW

PLAYER: #1 CJ Goldberg

PTS: 14 3pt: 2-5 FGM-A: 6-11 REB: 7-10 (guess) AST: 5 (guess) MIN: 40 PF: 4

All in all a good game.  I came in a little under my goal of 15 points per game so I'll have to pick that up next time.  As of right now my team plays at a much slower pace than I'd like to, but hopefully that'll pick up.  I'm also our teams defensive stopper (go figure).  I held the other team's top scorer to probably 15-20 points when he'll probably average 25 for the rest of the season.  Keeping his scoring down was helped by his poor shooting as he loved off balance jumpers in the lane.  I like to think that some of my D played a role in him walking off the court with a minute and half left to start changing, leaving his team with only 4 players.  

Here's the bucket breakdown:

Layup in transition off a nice spin move in traffic (Got some love from the crowd)

Long uncontested jumper

3 ball

Breakaway layup (With backboard slap)

Off-balance one handed bank shot (Got "oh hell no" from the other team)

3 ball at the end of the game to run up the score!

Burn!

Jordan Farmar is the man for yet another reason. Here he is just clowning on Luke Walton, HARD! He's also an awesome young talent in the league with rediculous speed, range, and hops (I've seen him throw down 360 dunks). I actually believe that Farmar is a victim of reverse discrimination, and that if he were a black bball player he would get much more respect through out the league for his athleticism and ability. Combine his natural talent with his work ethic and skills, and sometime soon Jordan Farmar will become one of the stars of the Lakers team. He already anchors the rediculous second team that they have.

Bomus points for being half jewish.

This woulda Been awesome.

Sometimes a missed dunk can be just as cool as a made one.
And here:

"That would be Lovely"

I thought of this because that fool Carmelo Anthony said he was going to score 44 points to honor Obama and it looks like he's going to fall short. Chris Paul didn't make a guarantee, he did something much more meaningful. I first saw this piece when I was in High School. I cried then and I still cry every time I watch it. This is one of the most amazing sports stories that I have ever seen. CP3 is going to go down as one of the best players ever, yet everything I've ever seen about him makes him just seem like a great and normal kid. Please watch this story.

Brain Hurt+Fox

Thankfully my life isn't this sad, yet.

Everyday Normal Guy and Everyday Normal Guy 2 by Jon Lajoie.

Little People, Cool Art

Little People-a tiny street art project is a cool little blog I found a while ago.  The idea is creative, some of the pictures are really cool, and imagine what it would be like to stumble across one of these installations.  I enjoyed it, hopefully you do too.

Greatest Shirt Ever

Without a doubt the greatest shirt I've ever owned.  The Patagonia R1 Flash Pullover is lightweight, yet extremely warm and comfortable.  I got this the day before going on a trip and wore it damn near two weeks straight.  It's perfect for outdoor activities in any weather, comfy for just laying around in, and looks classy enough to be worn out to a bar.  

I recommend everyone invest in one of these shirts.  And with the $115 it is a hefty investment, but it'll last forever and always be comfortable and stylish.  Check it out at Patagonia.

Who put this dick on my back?

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This is freaking me out.

I like the way this guy does business.

Buy his bike.

Heard today while I was balling on my lunch break:

"Yo, let's hurry this up, I gotta put some more votes in."

Get Out and Vote!

(I love Vote or Die)

Quick funny election story.  So at this little grocery store near my house they're selling Blue Cookies and Red Cookies, Obama and McCain obvs, and they're keeping track of which sells more.  Old people and suburbanites love shit like this.  

So, I'm in line and the lady asks the old man in front of me, "Hello sir, would you like to buy some cookies."

And without dropping a beat the Old Guys goes "Yeah, gimme some of those black ones."

So get out and Vote tomorrow!

Woot.com

For anyone who doens't know about Woot you should check it out, and then you should come back the next day and check it out, and keep repeating every night at 12.  Woot's a sweet site that sells overstock items, refurbs, and just all kinds of random stuff at extremely low prices.  Though I've never bought anything, I have been tempted many a time and whenever I go to the site it's like opening up a new present.  My new goal is to do all my christmas shopping on Woot.  It's always hard to figure out what to get my family and this way they'll get something that's pretty freakin sweet and I'll get it for them at a great price.

To this day I still kick myself for not buying a roomba robotic vacuum that was on there at an extreme discount.  How cool would that have been, and my apartment would have been much cleaner.

SNL & Hulu

I've been watching SNL lately and think it's the shit. I believe it to be the perfect show to watch with a DVR because you can fast forward through all the boring stuff and only watch the good stuff. Also, they have really good music.  They feature bands I haven't heard of and really enjoy, and Lil Wayne a few weeks ago was awesome. Check out this clip, fast forward to 5:10, yes that is Kenan Thompson from "Kenan and Kel" and "All That" fame and I find him hilarious. My only problem is that he seems to be a little type cast as chubby black people, chubby black economist, chubby black judge, and Oprah Winfrey this past episode.

Also, for anyone who doesn't already know, check out Hulu.com. It's a free movie and tv show screening website that has an ok movie selection and a pretty good TV show selection featuring Arrested Development and new episodes of The Office.  You have to put up with some commercials, actually usually one commercial that they play over and over again, but still pretty sweet.

Break up Letter:

This has popped up in a few places and I find it pretty hilarious.

So my friend goes to University of ####### and he received these messages from his
friend who was cheated on by his girlfriend. The first message is her
apology, the second is his response. Enjoy.


Tom,

It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel
like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am
truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people
in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I
would ever want to wrong in any way.

There is no excuse at all for anything that happened, so I won't even
try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a
stupid thing. I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve
it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us,
what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person.
It is weird, the world looked funny yesterday, I couldn't crack a smile
if you paid me, there are songs I can't listen to, and I just feel
beyond crushed.

I don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn't.
I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also hoping that this
is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and
stupid, I can't imagine my days without you. It is totally strange and
weird to say that, and you could say that my behavior didn't reflect
that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me, and I
hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person,
because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say or do to take back
what happened. I am so sorry.


- Sarah



Dear Sarah,

Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under 'L' for
'Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less about'.
You did a stupid thing huh?

No...doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is 'a stupid
thing'; Mixing in a red Sock with a load of whites is 'a stupid thing';
Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45 minutes while I sit at the bar
wondering if you're taking so long because you ate too much raisin bran
that morning isn't as much a 'Stupid thing' as it is grounds for
permanent removal from my social calendar. To be honest, I'm not sure if
it was more amusing that you went and degraded yourself in a public
toilet not once, but twice in a 2 hour span, or that you seemed to think
that by saying 'Well, I didn't Fuck him' somehow gave you a clean slate.
So forgive me if I couldn't care less if the world 'looked funny' to you
yesterday. Since your World revolves around blow dryers, golden
retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I'm sure it must have been most
unsettling to actually have to consider someone else's feelings for 24
hours straight. The good news for you is that my friends don't think
you're a terrible person, they just think you're the average run of the
mill cum-guzzling blonde who commands about as much respect as your
average child porn collector.

By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you
really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do.
Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like
watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know.

PS. I forwarded this email to about 100 people.

Talk to you never,


Tom

Is that extra line really necessary?

The Unborn

Saw the trailer for this at Zach and Miri the other day, it actually scared the shit out of me (I was worried it was gonna ruin my laugh mood).  Watching it now on the little screen doesn't really do it justice but I still think it looks great.  Pretty excited for it, I'm kind of on a scary movie kick right now.   Also watched The Happening tonight, I had heard bad things but I enjoyed it.

Zach and Miri make me laugh

Saw Zach and Miri Make a Porno, thoroughly enjoyed it. Funny, funny movie that had me laughing the whole time. Craig Robinson, Darryl from the office, is amazing. He's amazing in everything he does, I wish he was in more shit cuz he just cracks me up. Seth Rogan was the man as expected, and I'm in love with Elizabeth Banks, great smile, great eyes, great hair, great teeth, damn. Here's my challenge, watch this movie and try not to fall in love.  

I guess when I evaluate the success of this blog, sharing funny shit and getting a few laughs would be good, dating elizabeth banks cuz she was so happy about the shout-out I gave her would be ideal.

Oh yeah, and there's a cock flash ala Forgetting Sarah Marshall which I think is just something that should happen in all good comedies if only to keep this streak alive.

The Office Deleted Scenes

While I think the office has taken a step back it's still one of the best shows on tv.  Same thing with the deleted scenes, they haven't been as good as they once were but they're still pretty sweet. Check them out here.

Made: Bodybuilder

I just flipped on MTV Made: Bodybuilder. Wow, this guy didn't make it all the way. Basically this fat lard lifted some weights, got rubbed down in fake tan, and then danced his fatass around in a speedo. It wasn't really that funny or depressing. I even felt happy for the kid, but it was very weird.

Anyway, it reminded me of this clip from Pumping Iron the documentary about Arnold Schwarzenagger's workouts for Mr. Olympia competition. It's actually a pretty interesting documentary with a great story and characters.  Insane that this man is now governor of a state that has a larger GDP than all but eight countries.

Call of Duty 5: World At War

This is gonna be sweet. Preorder and get the M1A1 60 levels early, that's a cool little incentive to get people to preorder the game.

The call's for Bielema's head should get louder.

What is Bielema thinking?  His management at the end of the game was absolutly atrocious.  I just turned the game on to see us up with 30 seconds left (shocking).  Low and behold we find a way to lose the game and horribly manage our timeouts at the end.  Here's my problem.  I like the first timeout because frankly they had nearly 20 seconds to get the kick off and there was gonna be no rush, but why the second?  I'm not a fan of icing the kicker and had we not we would have gotten the kick at about 11 seconds.  In college football the ball starts when the ball is legally touched down in the field of play, maybe take a knee and then run a hail mary with the chance of gaining yards and maybe, just maybe using your last timeout to try a desperation kick.  Instead we had a sloppy wanna be Cal-Stanford play that made our entire team look unathletic and mildly retarded.  And Bielema was in the huddle before the play, so he told them to look that stupid.  He should have told whoever got the ball to take a knee so we could take a shot.  We would have had the ball at the 25, and could have atleast had a chance.

Or we could have done this: