"What was that device they used...a ring?"
"Sounds totally questionable."
Ah, the glorious ring comes up even in the office. I have never experienced the ring firsthand, but an unnamed friend once told me of a chance encounter with it that I will now share.
My boy's about to do some work and like any good gent he's providing an ample amount of foreplay. So he's giving her the 2 finger special and all of a sudden he feels something inside her. He recoils in fear and says "I think there's something in there."
To which the girl responds in a high pitched voice, "IT'S MY RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING"
So guys, watch out! Evidently the ring may be "Totally questionable."
2 comments:
CJ, have you never heard my ring story...even better. Drunken night leading to sex,
ok messed up that comment but anyway, pulled out of this chick and felt something on the base of my dick. Asked the girl what the hell it was...her response, "I think that came out of me." I was like what else you got in there, then she rolled it off my dick and put it back in...hilarious
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