Stu Rasmussen, a 20 year politician in Silverton, PA recently unseated the incumbent to begin his third term as mayor of the city 45 miles south of Portland.
The thing that separates this election from other mayoral elections is that Mayor Rasmussen may have been along with Gov Palin on those wild shopping sprees. Added since his last running for mayor are some 3-inch heels and some boobies. "I am a dude. I am a heterosexual male who appears to be female."
With Rasmussen outting himself, the campaign was focused completely on policy issues. Says Rasmussen: "I've blackmail proofed myself."
So, if anyone out there is worried about being blackmailed, you know what to do.
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Stu Rasmussen, a 20 year politician in Silverton, PA recently unseated the incumbent to begin his third term as mayor of the city 45 miles south of Portland.... You realize you can't unseat an incumbent to begin a third term, it's physically impossible. Douche.
Oh big stuff. While the language of the sentence may not the most clear, it certainly is possible.
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